"Now I'm the king of the swingers oh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's botherin' me" -some famous gigantopithecus

When me and my brother first started playing ARK we spawned in the Redwoods on the Center by the shore and we saw one of these guys just walking around. We had nothing so we didn't have anything to lose, so we walked up to him. I guess either I wasn't close enough to aggro him, and maybe my brother wasn't either so I kept walking around and my brother was just chillin with him and all of a sudden he punches my brother into next week!

Name the females Ur Mom and you can tell people your riding Ur Mom around, it gets the room talking

Paint it black like a gorilla, equip a helmet with the Nerdry Glasses skin, and you have Overwatch’s Winston.