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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-30T15:26:03+00:00

Upping strength should allow him to throw u further

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2018-10-19T05:38:06+00:00

Hey Bigfoot how you doin. Hi Five kills me ok not a party guy. Tough crowd

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-06T04:13:14+00:00

Person: *in woods*

Giga: * moves*

Person: *takes picture*

Giga: *runs*

Person: *also runs*

Person: *posts picture thinking they have seen Bigfoot but they were in ark*

Person: *realizes*

Person:

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-01T00:50:53+00:00

I found big foot and he’s battling a terrer bird

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-26T18:42:11+00:00

Get a high level and then leave it somewhere in the swamp and name it shrek for memes

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-10-11T12:29:59+00:00

These guys are the only exception of furries on planet earth.

🤣

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-01T01:47:44+00:00

Soo..... two of my fellow tribe mates and I were pretending that our Bigfoot dude was evil, we added him the vampire eyes. One of my tribe mates got on him and started attacking, and knocked the other tribe mate unconscious, I thought he had left the game. Welp then he started talking in the chat and I was like “oooooof” turns out he hasn’t left the game and we didn’t hear from the evil Bigfoot game again

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-02T15:47:35+00:00

Anyone else realize that gigantopithecuses looked like big orangutans not Bigfoot

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-10-28T08:15:03+00:00

Pov you spawn somewhere at artic and 1000 giganopethicuses chase you (from ark is a dream)

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-31T08:19:56+00:00

I got a shrek to yeet me and I landed on a giga

Thank God for fjordhawks

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-31T07:45:18+00:00

Guys!! If you search BIGFOOT in Dododex. THIS comes up.

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-07-19T19:41:59+00:00

I remember one ran into my base just to poop on my raptor and I hit it like 5 times and it ran away

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-04T15:28:18+00:00

We were getting raided by a 12 man tribe, me and my friends as a trio, me and my friend Alex fighting for our lives, and Will throwing himself at them with an abberant chainsaw in hand and riot armour. He killed 3 and then died in a blaze of mechanical destruction. Best. Server. Ever.

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2018-04-22T03:35:38+00:00

If you play overwatch, call it Winston and then call your daeodon Warthog.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-10-14T13:32:39+00:00

The definition of this guy in my opinion should be SMASHY SMASH

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-09-15T05:07:33+00:00

Me in the hallway at school 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥monke monke monke

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-30T09:00:23+00:00

i started to breed the bigfoot… now i have an entire grand fleet of gorillas

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-19T08:46:13+00:00

Me: im gonna go tame a human :myfreind: a what!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-02T00:05:39+00:00

Player: Are u friendly

Gigantopithicus: looks at u

Player: oh u are friendly!

Gigantopithicus: HULK SMASH HAHAHA

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-10T23:04:40+00:00

This is DK now, do you feel old yet?