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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to make a teleporter with two parachutes and a Gigantopithecus
1get on top of a tall mountain
2 tell it to throw you in the direction of the place you want to go (aim upwards) while letting your parachute fly at the highest you get
3 Stop your parachute at the destination and ignite another before landing.
You no longer need to teleport with tech!
How to get a good gigantopithecus:
Step 1. Build a monastery on top of a mountain
Step 2. Find a high level monkey
Step 3. Tame it, name it Po and paint it black and white
Step 4. Give it lessons In the monastery to level it up in melee damage to train it kung fu
Step 5. Send it if on a king fu rampage
I had a giga i was on hardcore a giganto came and backhanded him and he died and now hes mine his name is monke kong and kills bosses in 1 or 2 hits.and he almost drowned but he is OVERPOWERD AND WILL NOT LET ANYTHING KILL HIM HE LEFT AND I ASKED HIM WHERE WERE YOU HE SAID BENCHPESSING THE UNIVERSE.
When I first encountered these in single player on mobile I thought it was some sort of person and I thought but that's impossible I'm on single player! So I went up to it on my ptera and I looked it in the eyes and it looked me in the eyes, then it punched my poor ptera so hard I could see the sky shake as it punched her. Never make that same mistake!