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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gigantopithecus? Funny gigantopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-03T23:10:57+00:00

Imagined this…

A little girl was being annoying, you tell her to f*ck off and leave you alone, and she becomes very angry and says “I’m telling my daddy!!!”

Then you see one of these running at you…

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-17T09:42:34+00:00

Me: accidentally touches monke

Monke: and i took that personally

score 7 · Answer 3 · 2019-08-06T18:47:10+00:00

Like in Nemo don't touch the butt

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-10-04T16:51:39+00:00

Why is my sister here this is so cool it looks just like her

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-12-17T15:22:54+00:00

Hidjdjdisjeej ride his did die eke k

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-06T03:02:37+00:00

If a Beach Bob asks you "How do we tame a giga?" Just say "Oh, go up to it and feed it mejoberries." I mean, you're technically not lying.

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-09-25T22:57:58+00:00

He look like my brother

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-08-18T14:16:06+00:00

I accidentally threw my self across the ocean…

-minion master

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-06T21:40:32+00:00

I had a giga i was on hardcore a giganto came and backhanded him and he died and now hes mine his name is monke kong and kills bosses in 1 or 2 hits.and he almost drowned but he is OVERPOWERD AND WILL NOT LET ANYTHING KILL HIM HE LEFT AND I ASKED HIM WHERE WERE YOU HE SAID BENCHPESSING THE UNIVERSE.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-07-14T12:54:02+00:00

Paint it white

Name it yeti

mash the crap out of ur consle/pc on lvls on damage

Troll your friends

It's funny ngl

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-07-10T02:49:25+00:00

Make him like Harry Potter oh it’s ok he is already harry enough

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2025-07-10T02:44:25+00:00

The gorilla is not solving a crime it’s committing one and hitting you in the ass-king you to hit you. 😂

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-21T18:15:15+00:00

To tame this sneak up behind him and shove berrys up his ass

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-27T12:18:09+00:00

When I first encountered these in single player on mobile I thought it was some sort of person and I thought but that's impossible I'm on single player! So I went up to it on my ptera and I looked it in the eyes and it looked me in the eyes, then it punched my poor ptera so hard I could see the sky shake as it punched her. Never make that same mistake!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-06-03T20:56:30+00:00

It's Abe Simpson from the Simpsons (also known as grampa)

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2024-05-27T23:27:26+00:00

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score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-11T03:11:33+00:00

I found one near a river at fars peak it was a white fur so I brought it to snow place and I said "your back home now"

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-15T04:59:15+00:00

Sasquatch is my father and he is going to protect MEEEEEE!!!!

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-05-04T20:06:40+00:00

Come closer come closer …. And I just can’t pull myself away

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-02T19:38:27+00:00

Here's how to catch a gigantopithecus

1 set up a foundation with walls

2 get a gigantopithecus in the box

3 forget to get berries and get some quick berries that are around

4 come back and have a lvl 159 allosaurus come and kill it