When me and my brother first started playing ARK we spawned in the Redwoods on the Center by the shore and we saw one of these guys just walking around. We had nothing so we didn't have anything to lose, so we walked up to him. I guess either I wasn't close enough to aggro him, and maybe my brother wasn't either so I kept walking around and my brother was just chillin with him and all of a sudden he punches my brother into next week!

Name the females Ur Mom and you can tell people your riding Ur Mom around, it gets the room talking

When I get one I'll paint his hair yellow, face orange, and a blue suit on his chest. Then I'll build multiple golf courses, a huge wall, and a never used white building for him.

Paint it black like a gorilla, equip a helmet with the Nerdry Glasses skin, and you have Overwatch’s Winston.