Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
HERE, HERE, HERE WE GO
SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE
PERFORMING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
IF YOU WANT TO CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH
THIS MONKEY RAP! HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK
TO KICK SOME TAIL!
HIS COCONUT GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA
IT'S GONNA HURT!
HE'S BIGGER
FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW! HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP, DUDES
SHE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE
TO SUIT HER MOOD!
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE
WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE
SHE CAN FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
AND CLIMB UP TREES!
IF YOU CHOOSE HER
YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG
WITH A SKIP AND A HOP
SHE'S ONE COOL KONG! HUH!
DK! DONKEY KONG!
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
TH-TH-TH-THIS KONG
HAS A FUNNY FACE!
HE CAN HANDSTAND
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT
JUST FOR YOU!
INFLATE HIMSELF
JUST LIKE A BALLOON
THIS CRAZY KONG
JUST DIGS THIS TUNE! HUH!
More Gigantopithecus Funny Tips
If you type Bigfoot in search bar this pops up
Guys the pic only has one leg.
-Jedi
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When curious George turns into furious George
Tame a 180, colour it purple, name it Thanos, put it on wandering and aggressive and bam you got thanos.
"Now I'm the king of the swingers oh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's botherin' me" -some famous gigantopithecus
First time I tried PvP I saw a guy with a monkey on his shoulder while he was running on this Animal's shoulder. I tried to run but one was throwing poop while the other was punching me. It left me traumatized.
Guys I found Bigfoot or my uncle I cant tell
Paint it black like a gorilla, equip a helmet with the Nerdry Glasses skin, and you have Overwatchβs Winston.