Keep him outside the door to your house so he acts like a security guard for a nightclub

Guys the pic only has one leg.

-Jedi

Get a 180, name it Shrek, paint it green, put it on aggressive, I claim it and put in in the swamp, then laugh as your friends get killed by Shrek

This guy takes social distancing very seriously

When curious George turns into furious George

Tame a 180, colour it purple, name it Thanos, put it on wandering and aggressive and bam you got thanos.

"Now I'm the king of the swingers oh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what's botherin' me" -some famous gigantopithecus

Guys I found Bigfoot or my uncle I cant tell

First time I tried PvP I saw a guy with a monkey on his shoulder while he was running on this Animal's shoulder. I tried to run but one was throwing poop while the other was punching me. It left me traumatized.

Paint it black like a gorilla, equip a helmet with the Nerdry Glasses skin, and you have Overwatch’s Winston.