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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-05T18:12:28+00:00

If you see this thing next to your base. Your base now belongs to the giga

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-26T04:34:19+00:00

Cool flex I guess, mean I don't think it's worth it

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-21T02:19:04+00:00

Once I had an Equus no more Equus😪

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-18T20:34:08+00:00

.me: Tyrannosaurus Rex nice nice nice. Giganotosaurus: GIGANOTOSAURUS SMASH!!!!! Me: wrong. Giganotosaurus: Delicious Cake.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-17T05:08:45+00:00

Real men knock them out with their fists

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-11T15:25:56+00:00

Me vs Giga

5 years later

Me: FINALLY the ground! I’m tired of flying after being YEETed by that lvl 99999999 Giga

Keep scrolling

99999999 years later

Me: YAY I LANDED!!

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-05T00:44:35+00:00

The guy hit me from across the world

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2017-12-30T22:54:23+00:00

Easy passive tame for most beginners, don’t be fooled by its looks...

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-01T21:21:19+00:00

100% a passive tame

It loves mejoberries but make sure it doesn't see you cause that will be the end of you

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-11-20T01:51:01+00:00

My mom is a rage giga wen she is mad

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-11-17T12:26:14+00:00

STEP 1: Get mutated giga pink and purple and orange (if possible).

STEP 2: Imprint and make sure it has good health and crazy attack.

STEP 3: Wait for it to grow up

STEP 4:NAME IT DORA THE DESTROYER AND FIGHT WILD GIGAS WHILE BREEDING A BIG MONKEY MUTATED AND IMPRINTED WITH ALSO CRAZY HEALTH AND ATTCK AND NAME IT BOOTS!!!!!

STEP 5: BEAT ALL ARKS WITH DORA AND BOOTS!

WHERE ARE WE GOING? CLAP CLAP CLAP! ROCKWELL PRIME!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-11-11T01:19:21+00:00

Imagine if there were alpha gigas… you know what? Just don’t

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-11-09T08:13:28+00:00

U want a tip??? DONT GO NEAR A GIGA EVEN IF ITS TAMED

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-11-09T03:01:34+00:00

T Rex: I am the strongest Dino in ark

Giga enters chat

T rex Gone with the wind

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-09T02:54:11+00:00

I play on mobile I used to have 13 of these then the Chinese raided us

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-07T22:28:40+00:00

He thick boi he a veeery thick boi

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-27T13:00:55+00:00

When you trap a giga in highlands but see a wyvern flying to you what do you do.

A run like naruto

B stay and fight

C just get killed by the people who were watching you waiting when you cryoded it to jump you

The correct answer is A, B, C

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-10-24T08:53:04+00:00

If you see one don’t worry get at tribe mate and tell them that it is affected bye bola try it it really works

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-10-18T05:54:44+00:00

First get some raw meat and put in the 0 slot it likes to be hand fed then when it’s tamed put all the points in to oxygen trust me it’s worth it 👍

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-10-14T23:56:33+00:00

Why does it give the number of needles it takes to knock from a thorny dragon when the are not in the same map

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