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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
This thing says "write a short tip"
This is gonna be short alright
I seriously 1 shotted this ass hole
U just fell into the most obvious ass hole
While ur at it get me a.......HAMBURGER CHEESE BURGER BIG MAC N A WHOPPER
Closer
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Closer
Lol
Hehe
Wow this is a long hole.... wait......THIS IS SOMEBODY'S BUTT UR GOING THROUGH!?!?!?!?
This is no ordinary asss
IT IS A BLACK HOLE'S ASSS!!!!!!
THIS IS WHAT U FEEL WEN U GO THROUGH A BLACK HOLE
O hi i fell a slee.....*snoring intensifies*
Mmmm
Yummy
Delicious
Up pls
O god i am actually fighting a giga rn and it is a ball ache
CYCE
CYYYYYYCCCEEE
OK almost done
Ok whoever is with me now reading this, is ma friend
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T
Almost
Nearly there
Just 1 more minute
J
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Whoa is this an essay?
Ok the end. ;)
CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCCCCCCCCCCCEEEE
OK
Fine
Almost
I swear ur nearly there
Just 1 more sec
U MADE IT!
Im not going to do cyce
Ok?
This is the end i swear
Pls up
This took 10 mins
O and whoever is reading this now, my bestie forever bye bye!
No seriously bye
Everybody:WE KNOW
No SerIosLy bYE have a great day!!!
All you need is a tranquilizer and a weapon, even a couple bows will do. Bring about 20-40 raw meat and about 30 minutes, bio toxin is real good for this, and get a steep cliff. Aggro it from a distance and get on the cliff. Shoot it and you should be fine, don’t let it get up there.
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