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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
You ask your tribe mate can you tame a giga by yourself? He says you bet jurassican 5 minutes later your tribe mate jeff was killed by giga lvl 1 R.I.P jeff
Must have died while introducing himself my name is jeff giga did not like that meme he liked the meme 28 stab wounds well at least that's what jeffs body looked like after
There’s a giga on top of my mountain that I get metal from I got tired of dyeing so I thought that my spino could take it oh how I was wrong...
Spino) hey hows it going
Giga) get off my lawn
Spino) wat...
Giga) reeehaaaarrrgghh
Spino)comon man I ant takin that thing
Me) I think I just peed a little
Spino) well I didn’t want to say it but me to
Me and my friend found one once, wasn’t even that high of level but for the level we were at it would destroy us. I told him to just leave it but he got really excited and said we should try tame it. I told him this was insane as we only had Tranq arrows and bows, but he did it anyway.
“Just spam it with tranqs” those were his famous last words.
So I was enjoying Ark mobile when my friend found a giga, spawned in a wall. Then I had the idea to tame myself one. Biggest. Mistake. Of. My. While. Ark. Career. I managed to break her walk animation, so she cannot fit in big bear traps or in taming pillars anymore! So I have to tame some recess around, whistle them one passive, and tranq that devil. The next problem how do I catch it when it's run?...