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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Breaking news: lvl 150 Giga commits mass genocide with no regrets whatsoever. However in court, he refuses to use the word “genocide” and prefers to refer to his terrorism as “a hate crime” he then ate the jury, the judge and the police. (and their dogs and family) After spending years in ark prison, the giga leaves and then eats his whole family. Luckily, there was a black box recording the caught him saying “I’ve still got it baby” The high ark console desires that this could not go on any longer and the giga had to be killed. But the giga would not stand for this and he then proceeded to eat everything in sight saying;“I’m very Hungry) and so the giga lived forever with no regrets.
You ask your tribe mate can you tame a giga by yourself? He says you bet jurassican 5 minutes later your tribe mate jeff was killed by giga lvl 1 R.I.P jeff
Must have died while introducing himself my name is jeff giga did not like that meme he liked the meme 28 stab wounds well at least that's what jeffs body looked like after
There’s a giga on top of my mountain that I get metal from I got tired of dyeing so I thought that my spino could take it oh how I was wrong...
Spino) hey hows it going
Giga) get off my lawn
Spino) wat...
Giga) reeehaaaarrrgghh
Spino)comon man I ant takin that thing
Me) I think I just peed a little
Spino) well I didn’t want to say it but me to
Me and my friend found one once, wasn’t even that high of level but for the level we were at it would destroy us. I told him to just leave it but he got really excited and said we should try tame it. I told him this was insane as we only had Tranq arrows and bows, but he did it anyway.
“Just spam it with tranqs” those were his famous last words.