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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So me and my cousin were going to tame a rex, we found a low level, so we were going to put our Pteranodon in a safe place, then I was like oh another rex! (I was new to ARK) then my cousins like THAT'S A GIGA THAT'S A GIGA!!!! I freaked out and said wow finally we found one its only been like 150 years
Breaking news: lvl 150 Giga commits mass genocide with no regrets whatsoever. However in court, he refuses to use the word “genocide” and prefers to refer to his terrorism as “a hate crime” he then ate the jury, the judge and the police. (and their dogs and family) After spending years in ark prison, the giga leaves and then eats his whole family. Luckily, there was a black box recording the caught him saying “I’ve still got it baby” The high ark console desires that this could not go on any longer and the giga had to be killed. But the giga would not stand for this and he then proceeded to eat everything in sight saying;“I’m very Hungry) and so the giga lived forever with no regrets.