
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
When taming this thing, trap it in behemoth gates at a hill, preferable metal, for they cannot damage those, then tranq it out, I like shocking tranq arrows cause you won’t kill the darn thing for a lvl 45 has 80,000 health, you need a lot of narcotic and force feed it every 30 seconds, I like to bring at east 500 narcotic for a lvl 50
*In Dinosaur Playground*
Rex: I am the king!
Rex: I am the strongest of all dinosaurs!
Spino: No I am!
Rex: No!
*fights*
Rex: Okay, okay, we're both the strongest dinosaurs!
Giga: Hey!
Rex & Spino: We are the strongest dinosaurs!
Giga: Wut? *One hits bronto*
Rex: Do you like toys?
Giga: No
Rex: Then I'll be your servant
Spino: *One hits Bronto*
Giga: The Spino is worthy of ruling with me!
Spino: Yay!
The end. The Rex did their bidding and the Giga and Spino lived happily ever after, and, the Rex did too.
How to tame one of these:
1. Get a set of ascendent gillie suit (must be ascendent any lower levels do not keep you hidden enough)
2. Cook a lot of mindwipe tonic (you’ll need about 69 for even a low level)
3. Sneak up to its feet
4. Left click to mount it like an Equus
5. Feed it mindwipe tonic while avoiding being bucked off
6. When it’s almost completely tamed it will require you to sacrifice a large high level carnivorous dino so prepare a high lvl Rex to sacrifice
7. This a joke do not attempt, the real way you tame these guys is the Ark classic: shoot toxic arrows/darts at its face until it sleep, shove meat up its throat while forcing it to eat hundreds of narcotics until it tames
How to tame a giga step by step for beginners:
1. Find your giga, they are usually at high altitudes, like around mountains.
2. Note it's location, so that you can find it again
3. Go home and build several metal gates and one behemoth gate.
4. Return to the gig
5. Build a ring around the behemoth gate, it can't fit through the standard gates.
6. Pick up a small herbivore and fly past the gig and get it's attention.
7. With it following you, fly through the open behemoth gate. Make sure that it follows you through.
8. Close the gate behind it.
9. Land and pump it full of darts.
10. Put raw prime meat in it's inventory
11. Boom! A new gig for you!
12. Realize that you died at step 1