Me riding Rex

Me see Giga

Me get out my fastest creature

Me… … Dead

Me: *getting narcotics and mutton*

My teammate: I wonder what would happen if I were to feed this THING stimulant

Giga: hippity hoppity your stimulants and soul are my property

Me: *getting back*

Me: WTF DID YOU FEED HIM STIMULANTS

My Other teammate: idkw he did I was watching and he fed it stimulants

My teammate: I’m sorry I thought it would help

Giga: *kills lvl 136 me*

Me: … HOVER OVER THE STIMULANTS AND YOULL SEE THAT IT SAYS IT WAKES things UP

my other other teammate: you know your dead right

Me: IDRC

My other other teammate: ok jeez just trying to let you know

Me: ok, why didn’t you do anything?

My other other teammate: idrk and Idrc, anyways bye gotta eat breakfast

Thx for reading, <3 this took a while to type, yeah anyways I’ll come out with more of these :D

Friend: hey bro you able to tame that Giga.

You:……

Friend: * sees you died* plus subwaysurfs music and runs

My mom: doing math.

Me: …… *Giga kills me* …………of course mom

For anyone who watches Disney junior

If I have a baby brachy a baby trike and a baby Anky and a baby parasaur and a gigantosaur would I have a very violent recreation of a child show?

If you see a giga, leave the game and never play again. Ignored this? Doesn't matter. Either way, you'll still poop your pants.

I went up to two of them and they couldn’t hit me because they were stuck so I hit one and magically they could move I ran and was completely confused

I was trying to tame one on my tapejara and I fell of him and we both dead rip tap don’t underestimate the giga

I was with my anky when I encountered this nuisance

Gigas are just big Trexs that don’t have tek saddle and they do lots more damage and have lots more health

If you tame a Giga with cooked fish meat, you shall be considered an Ark god.

Make sure you kiss the beast to bed as you become a night snack

The giga does not need any narcotics and it´s favorite food is raw fish meat XD

Plz like i wanna see how many likes i can get oh and story

So me and a friend go searhing for dinos on a pterodactyl,

Found a tech stego

Found a alpha giga

Friend dropped me

I shot it with tranquil arrow

It one shotted me

It grows wing and one shots my friend

I decide imma stay near base for a while

Ohh, and how pterodactyl didnt die? Well 2 ways: 1 hacks. 2 close game within 3 seconds spawn at base like nothing happend. 3 scientists better not bring back dinos

Every Dino chilling

Giga online

Every Dino in exestince offline

This can't break metal even though it can kill titanos with ease and chomp mountains like butter?

This thing can bite a bronto in half, chomp 4 rexes at once, kill anything with its bite, destroy your life, but cant break metal?

Tame one. Then name it GigaCHAD.

-Your local idot Janeway2050

RUMBLING! RUMBLING! It’s coming! RUMBLING! RUMBLING! GIGAAAAAAAAAAA!

Real men, aren’t real they all are well… DEAD

Welp, no more giga Chad's.