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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
If your riding one take some fall damage with him and he will show you how much he loves you
Imagine being new to a server and you see some lvl 105 guy with a giga with 99999999999% melee damage.
Itโs like an ichthy, but kinder. Simply passive tame it with mejoberries. Wild ones love to cuddle with your tames! Just let it stick around. It wonโt be a problem... โ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐บ๐๐ข๐๐ฆ=๐ฆ
Real men tame LVL300 giga with thorny dragon and cooked fish meat
I was wanting to tame a compy I didnt have prime meat so I had to kill a lvl125 giga for the prime meat
46 tranquil darts for a lvl one???????
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Only real men tame a LVL300 giga with fist and cooked fish meat
They are chunky and need lots of narcotics to keep awake
Take it for a swim. It turns into a Giant shark when underground.
Level them up and make their oxygen high and you got an underwater god
I just tamed a wild 140 female of this, chronicled it and heading back to my base,I saw a wild 140 male on the way,oh miss giga you got a bf๐
Im on my ptera cuz i surch a giga i'v found it then he run for me and he one shot me ptera and my After
Just a passive tame! It does very little damage and loves cooked fish! Just run up to this โlittleโ fella and let him eat the fish and your hand! Then u have a very cute overpowered Rex!
So just chilling on the my pt whaching the magnificent of ark then that thing comes out behind me and kills me and my god pt
Nah real people knock it out with a therizinosaur C attack and feed it cooked fish meat and keep it asleep with punches.
Oh no my younger brother here to not leave me alone in peace wander what he will destroy this time
Bro dude slapped me in us and also slapped my step brother in japan, :|
Easy tame just bola and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot and slingshot
All the other kids with their tamed Gigas
Better run, better run
Faster than the wild one
This thing is weaker than ur mom when tamed