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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-28T20:55:22+00:00

One of the admins found it a funny prank to make one of these level *insert high ass level here* and let it run about. I think it's like 450 or something. Anyways, it's a easy server, so we have at best level 100 stuff.

To make it worse he pretends to not be able to find it. God help us

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-02-27T04:04:44+00:00

I saw one stuck in a cliff I left to get bio toxins and it disappears I have a feeling it is followed me and is ready to kill my tames

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-26T19:12:59+00:00

When you go to taming and see what all it takes to knock the giga out, 100% chance of death is not talking about the dino...

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-23T01:34:08+00:00

I have nothing :p

Btw I am very low level so that is why

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-12-23T15:26:05+00:00

I have to press f so many times for the amount of dead,lost,knocked out by scorpions or accidentally killed by me tames to these or these in general.

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2018-05-23T15:23:44+00:00

If the neebs gaming crew can tame one of these, than so can I, right?

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2024-11-14T00:37:00+00:00

Giganotosaurus biggest car now the world has ever SEEN...

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2024-10-20T10:00:02+00:00

The biggest disadvantage you need to know about these guys is that in mobile version, WILD gigas don't move a single muscle when walking and running.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-03-05T07:40:37+00:00

So I tamed a horse and ran with it and then I saw a giga I was like oh no

Pray for me 😭

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-02-12T09:14:43+00:00

Me:(taming argentavis)

The Giga:I got new food.

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-12T06:52:22+00:00

Breed two high (preferably max lvl) lvl mutated Gigas to get the Ultimate Giga with lots of health and melee. Come back on to find that it drowned because of a lvl 1 seagull

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2023-02-12T06:49:53+00:00

Breed 2 Gigas to get an OP mutated Giga which can easily kill a titanosaur. Then leave it on netrual around a river. Come back to find that ur OP Giga drowned because of a seagull

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-29T06:30:57+00:00

First the gigs will walk up to you,Then he will recite this poem “ Roses are red I am a man I have a knife get in the van”

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-25T16:15:53+00:00

Stop with the bola you tried and run I tried it and it hunted me till it killed me and my tames so just stop it will eat you 1 way or the other

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-23T19:07:43+00:00

The Rex: I’m the ultimate killing machine

The giga laughing

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-13T12:29:13+00:00

Me: yes finally i killed it

Also me: oh god theres a dilo

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-26T13:49:37+00:00

The really sad part is on official it takes 3 days to hatch an egg and like 2 weeks to mature lolololol

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-25T00:26:34+00:00

For everyone who thinks gigas are op: In the real world a Rex would of been able to kill one easily

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-06-23T17:09:58+00:00

I was on a mountain with my allosaurus when I saw a it I don’t have an allosaurus anymore.