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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Random man: I think that creature looks friendly
Another man: let’s go and find out
Funeral person: here lies two very stupid in the stomach of a creature called the giga.
The next day…
Group of people talking: remember those people who died yesterday..
yes
Ok then let’s follow their footsteps and reasearch this creature in the name of science and totally not because we are bored.
Yes let’s go
Funeral man: another group of people died today and are being digested in the giga. ( tells himself how stupid these people are)
Heres something you'll find interesting I'm also saying these words in docter ian malcolm's voice to make it more funny. When any carnivore escapes including this from your taming pen, "you cant put it back in the box" if you know what I mean without any of your tames dying or any other dinosaurs dying or just becuase you cant.
I Bred one. Then I gave it a little bloodbath with a shotgun. “Giga father and Giga mother comes in” Oh I forgot I still kept the mother and fa- What happened? Vote. A. He died. The father ate him. B. He died. The mother ate him. C. His camera turned off. His phone died. D. A dragon came in and blew explosive blue fire. He died