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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
All right, here’s how you tame it
1: get prepared craft a bola and a few tranquilizer arrows and about 20 cooked fish meat (for 150)
2: find one
3: bola it and shoot it in the head
4: feed it the cooked fish meat and wait for the tame
5: great now you have a really good starter tame
Thank you for telling me it takes 2207 hits with a scorpion to knock out a 150. I will try now.
Your pulmonoscorpius level 15 (pulmonoscorpius) was killed by giganotosaurus level 150!
Your stone foundation was destroyed!
Your livelihood has been destroyed!
Giganotosaurus is after you now!
Say goodbye to your ankles!
Giga:ah what a good day to kill some hopes and dreams
Walks across the beach with sun shining on his back than he sees a female spino and a male rex
Spino and rex:we aren't afraid of you!
Giga:and what that
He said shining evily
Suddenly the spino and rex grew and the giga shrunk he was still large but not in comparison
Giga: what kind of black magic is This?
Spino: oh no it's not magic it's just be realistic technically the gigantasaur was the third biggest land carnivore rex was second and spin was first
Giga:wah
Rex:look it up
Cue insane laughter from the rex and spino
And screaming from the giga
Seriously please upvot3 so that the devs realise there mistake spinos are my favorite dinosaur and I hate how they are never displayed to be as big/strong as they truly are. And if you don't believe me than do what the rex said look it up
Just get close (ride a flyer while that) and RUN it'll kill you so... GET SPEED... umm... 888 on your flyer... RUN ITS A ONE HIT KO ON EVERYTHING!!! SAVE YOUR LIVES, HIDE, and hit it with 2000 tranq arrow while hiding... HIDE IN A HIGH PLACE OR DIE...feed it LOADS of exceptional kibble or whatever if you even manage to make it sleep... or at least survive... its power is GIGA SIZED... just die... I dare you tame it or raise it...