
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: >Walks up to wild Giga< “aww so pretty!”
Then I realize I have a Lvl 1 diplocalus-
Giganotosaurus - Lvl 20 killed your Dip - Lvl 1 diplocalus!
Me: “NO NO NO FRICK NO!! “
Giga: “oh hello buddy... Buddy? Survivor why did you!”
-You died-
Me: I’m back!!
Giga far far away: “look buddy where are you?” >Dead diplo on floor Giga can’t see< “Ah!” “HUMANS!!” “Where is that little buddy!” >Stomps diplocalus into ground while walking< “what’s that squishy stuff..”
Dire wolf: ”NOPE!!”
Giga: “no please no!!”
Argy: “Giga!!” >Dies from being stomped on Giga<
Giga: “army!”
Me: “IVE COME BACK!!” >Walks up to Giga turns to look at me stomping on me<
-You Died-
Giga: “What?”
>and that’s why Gigas need friends well more.. they crush them all..<
Giga: “hey anyone here... Hello!!” “Agh never mind”
Okay I am going to record this, but I had the phycotic thought to tame not just one but two gigas in the same day and one of them is a level 25 which is the highest level I have seen on the Island (seriously the Island levels suck) and both are male last time I checked so I can’t breed them. And it going to mostly like be a non kibble tame either so Yhea that’s going to be fun. Seriously though if you want to see the choose unfold my YouTube channel is Indoslayer_10 and yes I will record it.
1. Get balm and behemoth gate
2. Fly argy to mountain
3. Realize you don’t have an argy
4. Go on barefoot
5. Realize you can’t lure the Giga into a cliff so you just shoot it
6. Get chased by Giga
7. Die and realize your corpse is in the air
8. Cry to your mom
9. Realize you have a platform quetz
10. Tame Giga
I was riding on my giga and found a wild one. Mind mine has 500% melee, so I go to fight. I mess up and go off a rock and loose too much HP and then it boots me off and chases a moose. The the giga I attacked said "sup" and I said "bye" and just ran.
Spoilers I made it down the mountain then it caught up and ate me.