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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was riding on my giga and found a wild one. Mind mine has 500% melee, so I go to fight. I mess up and go off a rock and loose too much HP and then it boots me off and chases a moose. The the giga I attacked said "sup" and I said "bye" and just ran.
Spoilers I made it down the mountain then it caught up and ate me.
Me: >Walks up to wild Giga< “aww so pretty!”
Then I realize I have a Lvl 1 diplocalus-
Giganotosaurus - Lvl 20 killed your Dip - Lvl 1 diplocalus!
Me: “NO NO NO FRICK NO!! “
Giga: “oh hello buddy... Buddy? Survivor why did you!”
-You died-
Me: I’m back!!
Giga far far away: “look buddy where are you?” >Dead diplo on floor Giga can’t see< “Ah!” “HUMANS!!” “Where is that little buddy!” >Stomps diplocalus into ground while walking< “what’s that squishy stuff..”
Dire wolf: ”NOPE!!”
Giga: “no please no!!”
Argy: “Giga!!” >Dies from being stomped on Giga<
Giga: “army!”
Me: “IVE COME BACK!!” >Walks up to Giga turns to look at me stomping on me<
-You Died-
Giga: “What?”
>and that’s why Gigas need friends well more.. they crush them all..<
Giga: “hey anyone here... Hello!!” “Agh never mind”
All right, here’s how you tame it
1: get prepared craft a bola and a few tranquilizer arrows and about 20 cooked fish meat (for 150)
2: find one
3: bola it and shoot it in the head
4: feed it the cooked fish meat and wait for the tame
5: great now you have a really good starter tame