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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
When you have your army of all carnivores exept a giga,and a army of herbivores to protect your base from it and when you get on your T. rex saddle then you realize that it’s not one giga but 2 ALPHA GIGAS!
HOLY CR*P,WE NEED TO KILL THIS SON OF A B*TCH,OH NO,WE’RE LOSING!*everything dies*HOLY CR*P,YOU’LL PAY
How to tame giga:
Find a low level peachy with no levels on melee and try to get it to 100% melee.
Find a 150 giga. Try to kill all the gigas that aren’t 150 and pray that a 150 spawns.
Trap the giga. Use the pachy’s primary attack 16567 times while having a teammate constantly dropping corpses from the air.
Try not to die.
If you miraculously knocked the giga down, put 725 cooked fish into its inventory and wait 6h 47min for the giga to tame. Don’t forget your 8,028 narcoberries you need to feed by hand!
And after this, you have a giga! Of course you by then realized that you wasted your life and a 150 giga, but it doesn’t matter!
(IT’S A JOKE DON’T DO THAT)
So i larned hard way, do NOT run up to a gigan w a pack of raptors, even tho my army had abt 45 raptors in it, a level one giga can wipe em all, the only survivors was me, and the raptor that is my personal war mount, she is too fast for anything to catch her, anything in single anyway, if i was in mp it wud likely be different bc everyone jacks out movement, but as for sp my raptor is the fastest thing on the island
Ark logic
Sabertooth: Thylacoleos little bro, can’t climb anything, and only receives reduced fall damage.
Wild Giga: Has absolutely no relation to a thyla, but it can climb cliffs that are it’s length,receives no fall damage when falling off the TOP of the volcano, and does bleed.
Only ark logic🤣🤣