Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So one time I was riding around with my beautiful pack of wolves thyclos and my one rex in the winter biome looking for a giga to add to the boys. Well I found one and I thought huh only level 50, I’ll take it!
Me: surrender
Giga: how bought I eat you for a midnight snack
Me: realizes I forgot tranques, well guess I’m going to have to kill you
Also me: gets clapped
So In the next hour I show up with my level 223 spino, and I find the a giga thinking it’s the level 50 giga... it was a level 150
Me: you took everything from me
Giga: I don’t even know who you are
Me: you will
Ark: you have been clapped by giga level 150
How to tame as a beginner
Step 1 is to kill about 5 dodos
Step 2 crouch and go up to to it from behind
Step 3 punch it once then follow it as it runs about 30 meters it’s not a lot so it eats the food to gain health
Step 4 drop the meat on the floor and it will pock it up and eat it
Step 5 repeat and after about 20 to 25 rounds of feeding it it will be tamed
Good luck and your welcome🤗😁
Friend: can I punch it
Me: sure let me step back 200 feet
Giga: hello my dear friend let my show u da wae to the respawn screen
Friend: ok yes sir
Me: oh no he’s coming for me
Giga: do you want to live
Me: YES PLS TAKE MY PRICELESS DODO IM SORRY FOR SACRIFICING MY FRIEND I DID NOT MEAN TO