
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was just starting a new save and immediately when I made it in and went into a jungle it (was night just to let u know)I play on mobile ark the old one and,.... When I heard the aggro music I looked back and saw... A MAX LVL GIGA JUST.... CHILLING BEHIND ME THEN HE ONE SHOT ME ....pure cinema
I have only seen a giga once,here is the story
So I had literally kept player damage 15 and dino damage 0 and lived in herbivore island I thought I was the strongest entity on the map, the only thing I died to was stomps and fall damage and nothing else, I went to the frigid islands to get some oil silica pearls and kill kikarus for polymer, when returning my boat got stuck between ice and I had to make a new raft and boxes to keep my goodies,I saw a fight close by between mammoths a yuty and 3 rexes, I thought to third party them and make som fur and hide and then I will destroy a local tree and gather bushes for wood and hide and thatch, I swam from my raft and got close by and saw one of the rex was not a rex but a giga, I did not know if bleed damages me and I might die from stomps , and taking the time as the giga yuty and rexes were trying to kill the mammoths swam back to the raft and got to another place, farmed the required things for a raft and some boxes, got out of there and safely reached the herbivore island, as I am writing this, I remembered that the mammoths were not taking damages from the bites, and I might have been able to kill them,but I am not sure as one stomp from a giga can kill me , and if I wanted to kill it, I would need a ranged weapon so as to not get too close and get stomped
You were going to die,
But all I gave out was a sigh.
Nothing was going to happen,
If you were just a great admin.
The Giga was chasing you,
But I didn’t even give you a clue.
But then you begged me to much,
Then I said “fine I’ll give it a touch”.
I sliced it with my sword,
But then I said “oh lord”.
And then it killed me,
Then i realized how bad I can be.
Some salty kid on ark tried to kill my giga while I was offline I came back he was still trying I saw him killed him found his base and killed him over and over he started saying STOOOOOOOOOP I still did it he started crying I said don’t ever try to kill my giga again then I went back to my base but being a salty kid he did it again but with my rex I saw him killed him went back to his base spawn killed him till got his mom then his mom stopped then he logged of and never came back
How to tame as a beginner
Step 1 is to kill about 5 dodos
Step 2 crouch and go up to to it from behind
Step 3 punch it once then follow it as it runs about 30 meters it’s not a lot so it eats the food to gain health
Step 4 drop the meat on the floor and it will pock it up and eat it
Step 5 repeat and after about 20 to 25 rounds of feeding it it will be tamed
Good luck and your welcome🤗😁
Friend: can I punch it
Me: sure let me step back 200 feet
Giga: hello my dear friend let my show u da wae to the respawn screen
Friend: ok yes sir
Me: oh no he’s coming for me
Giga: do you want to live
Me: YES PLS TAKE MY PRICELESS DODO IM SORRY FOR SACRIFICING MY FRIEND I DID NOT MEAN TO
When you have your army of all carnivores exept a giga,and a army of herbivores to protect your base from it and when you get on your T. rex saddle then you realize that it’s not one giga but 2 ALPHA GIGAS!
HOLY CR*P,WE NEED TO KILL THIS SON OF A B*TCH,OH NO,WE’RE LOSING!*everything dies*HOLY CR*P,YOU’LL PAY