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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Some salty kid on ark tried to kill my giga while I was offline I came back he was still trying I saw him killed him found his base and killed him over and over he started saying STOOOOOOOOOP I still did it he started crying I said don’t ever try to kill my giga again then I went back to my base but being a salty kid he did it again but with my rex I saw him killed him went back to his base spawn killed him till got his mom then his mom stopped then he logged of and never came back
How to tame as a beginner
Step 1 is to kill about 5 dodos
Step 2 crouch and go up to to it from behind
Step 3 punch it once then follow it as it runs about 30 meters it’s not a lot so it eats the food to gain health
Step 4 drop the meat on the floor and it will pock it up and eat it
Step 5 repeat and after about 20 to 25 rounds of feeding it it will be tamed
Good luck and your welcome🤗😁
Friend: can I punch it
Me: sure let me step back 200 feet
Giga: hello my dear friend let my show u da wae to the respawn screen
Friend: ok yes sir
Me: oh no he’s coming for me
Giga: do you want to live
Me: YES PLS TAKE MY PRICELESS DODO IM SORRY FOR SACRIFICING MY FRIEND I DID NOT MEAN TO
So one time I was riding around with my beautiful pack of wolves thyclos and my one rex in the winter biome looking for a giga to add to the boys. Well I found one and I thought huh only level 50, I’ll take it!
Me: surrender
Giga: how bought I eat you for a midnight snack
Me: realizes I forgot tranques, well guess I’m going to have to kill you
Also me: gets clapped
So In the next hour I show up with my level 223 spino, and I find the a giga thinking it’s the level 50 giga... it was a level 150
Me: you took everything from me
Giga: I don’t even know who you are
Me: you will
Ark: you have been clapped by giga level 150
How to tame giga:
Find a low level peachy with no levels on melee and try to get it to 100% melee.
Find a 150 giga. Try to kill all the gigas that aren’t 150 and pray that a 150 spawns.
Trap the giga. Use the pachy’s primary attack 16567 times while having a teammate constantly dropping corpses from the air.
Try not to die.
If you miraculously knocked the giga down, put 725 cooked fish into its inventory and wait 6h 47min for the giga to tame. Don’t forget your 8,028 narcoberries you need to feed by hand!
And after this, you have a giga! Of course you by then realized that you wasted your life and a 150 giga, but it doesn’t matter!
(IT’S A JOKE DON’T DO THAT)