
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my buddies were having a quick hunt with our army of dodos and 1 rex each (there was 3 of us) we all went to uh somewhere... Then we all get lost the next thing I know I'm standing in front of a GIGA! I think my friends are dead and da dodos the rexes tryed and... Failed rip Bob,jim and Jimmy Bob. Ps if u find a human body in a sever it'll be me and mah buds.lol
Taming these things are a pain (even in creative mode). I was once messing around on The Island, I thought “Hmmm, I think ima tame a giga the official way”, I pummeled it with shock tranq after shock tranq, I even had an ascendant rifle, it took waaaay too long to KO, then, its torpor drained way too fast and I couldnt force feed it narcotics fast enough. It woke up and I just killed it.
So I was just starting a new save and immediately when I made it in and went into a jungle it (was night just to let u know)I play on mobile ark the old one and,.... When I heard the aggro music I looked back and saw... A MAX LVL GIGA JUST.... CHILLING BEHIND ME THEN HE ONE SHOT ME ....pure cinema
You were going to die,
But all I gave out was a sigh.
Nothing was going to happen,
If you were just a great admin.
The Giga was chasing you,
But I didn’t even give you a clue.
But then you begged me to much,
Then I said “fine I’ll give it a touch”.
I sliced it with my sword,
But then I said “oh lord”.
And then it killed me,
Then i realized how bad I can be.
So one time I was riding around with my beautiful pack of wolves thyclos and my one rex in the winter biome looking for a giga to add to the boys. Well I found one and I thought huh only level 50, I’ll take it!
Me: surrender
Giga: how bought I eat you for a midnight snack
Me: realizes I forgot tranques, well guess I’m going to have to kill you
Also me: gets clapped
So In the next hour I show up with my level 223 spino, and I find the a giga thinking it’s the level 50 giga... it was a level 150
Me: you took everything from me
Giga: I don’t even know who you are
Me: you will
Ark: you have been clapped by giga level 150