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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my buddies were having a quick hunt with our army of dodos and 1 rex each (there was 3 of us) we all went to uh somewhere... Then we all get lost the next thing I know I'm standing in front of a GIGA! I think my friends are dead and da dodos the rexes tryed and... Failed rip Bob,jim and Jimmy Bob. Ps if u find a human body in a sever it'll be me and mah buds.lol
So I was tryna hunt one of these bad boys because I was sick of having no giga I went arpund everywhere on my argy to try and scope one b4 I tamed it and I cannot see one so I land for stamina and I just realised there isn’t a charger in this gigas stomach so I’m about to cut o....
You were going to die,
But all I gave out was a sigh.
Nothing was going to happen,
If you were just a great admin.
The Giga was chasing you,
But I didn’t even give you a clue.
But then you begged me to much,
Then I said “fine I’ll give it a touch”.
I sliced it with my sword,
But then I said “oh lord”.
And then it killed me,
Then i realized how bad I can be.