Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2025-01-25T03:40:52+00:00

Excuse me Bartender, I ordered a giganotosaurus with big beefy jaws and extra guts and glory on the side! This, this here’s a glorified t-Rex!

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2024-05-23T21:30:05+00:00

Me: Wakes up on valguero highlands

Giga: 🤨

Me:😨

Giga:😂

Also giga:💨

Me:🙏

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2023-01-09T00:27:53+00:00

Real men knock it out with slingshot

score 15 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-07T20:37:29+00:00

Found one when I was level one I started to punch it. I survived 0.5 seconds👻👻👻👻👻👻

score 15 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-29T22:27:59+00:00

My cousin and I- runs into giga accidentally

Giga- hello

Me- grabs bola, points it to cousin

Cousin- ._.

Giga-0w0

Throws bola at cousin and runs as he screams

score 18 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-05T21:40:28+00:00

My dodo was there when I tamed my first Rex, my dodo was there when I built my base! My dodo I still here with me in the giga's tum.

score 10 · Answer 7 · 2022-08-28T04:27:40+00:00

When you set the dinosaur level to 9000 it takes 7896 raw meat to tame it XD

score 15 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-13T02:10:31+00:00

Hmmm I’m gonna tame this rex nooo I was wrong bye DONT GO NEAR EVER

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2025-01-15T06:30:30+00:00

This is a semi truck. Hitboxes like the f***ing King Titan

score 9 · Answer 10 · 2022-12-20T15:05:26+00:00

My cousin turned off the generator which was keeping my egg incubator on which had giga in it and the goga egg died, he’s currently offline so n a torture chamber lol

score 11 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-04T17:37:23+00:00

Real men tame it with fists and cooked fish meat…

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2024-04-30T02:28:07+00:00

When I encounter the giga, I tried to kill it with my pack of Griffin's but... Giga: one kiss [means one hit] is all it takes😂

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-07T19:43:29+00:00

Spino: I’m the best

Lvl 8888 giga: wanna bet?

*lvl 1 spino was killed by lvl 8888 giga*

Lvl 8888 giga: I’m the best

Lvl 8888 titano: wanna bet?

*lvl 8888 giga was killed by lvl 8888 titano*

Me: bruh

score 13 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-16T23:23:16+00:00

Hey dude.

Hey.

Wana make a dino?

Sure

Ok

Hmm let’s make a dino that can kill a T. rex

Mk.

Make it just be a abuser to dinosaurs and noob players

Erm ok...

Make it be deadly

Wait this seems ba-

SHUT UP

ok..

Make it spawn anywhere

Are you done

Nope

Make it also Well erm well that’s it

I’m scared of you

score 24 · Answer 15 · 2017-08-18T13:36:06+00:00

Run.

Need more words to submit so

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2023-12-13T20:34:33+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue you just died I did too

score 13 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-25T00:27:51+00:00

Ark gigas: can destroy 100 REXES at the same level.

Real World gigas: Gets eaten by Rex easy:

*Logic has left the chat*

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2026-01-12T23:15:06+00:00

Is it a bird is it a plane no it's a giga falling on you.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2026-01-12T00:34:19+00:00

I want a mod where every dino is carryable so i can throw a giga at someone

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2024-12-26T03:26:49+00:00

A real man knocks him down with his fists and tame him with grilled fish