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I live in the snowy mountains and a giga came and wiped my base

OMG! ITS A REX umm no it’s A REX ON STEROIDS umm wait a minute sumtin ain’t right ITS THE RESPAWN SCREEN GOD I just wanted to see this thing :(

Tribe member: what is a giga

Me: oh it’s passive Berry tame

Tribe member: ok imma find one

Me: alright😅😅

Tribe member: *tries to feed it berries 13.1 times*

Me: u doing fine? Did you get it tamed?

Tribe member: no it keeps killing me, are you lying to me

Me: no

THE ALPHA: *KNOCKS IT OUT AND TAMES WITH MUTTON* nice try bud but berries don’t work and it’s not a passive tame, go tame a lystro instead

Tribe member: I’m leaving this tribe

Me: DO-

Tribe member: *leaves tribe*

THE ALPHA: hey you

Me: what

THE ALPHA: don’t lie to your friends, cuz it can stab you in the back

Me: thanks😒

THE ALPHA: I’m not giving this giga to you. BYE, bot

Me:bye

So the lesson here was, karma is a b**** and don’t lie or it will stab you when your not looking, something that’s right can sometimes go wrong, something can go wrong at any moment and… what you do that’s bad always comes back to bite, one may not but one may, I hope you liked this comment, BYE, *COOL INSANE OUTRO MUSIC LOL*

Cya kids make sure to play ark everyday and not to give up on something you want to achieve cuz sometimes what you want to achieve sometimes you don’t have another chance to do it, Cya fr

Ps, I’m posting more of these bangers everyday

Real Men use their fists to knock these beasts out.

LiES LIES LIES Narcotic requirements through the roof

Real men tame these with a wooden club, narcoberries and cooked fish meat. The giga has to be lvl 300 for this.

Real men knock this creature out with their fists...

BFG big friendly giant Whoops my mistake

Up if you think it was funny!

Did y’all know. A giga is not a saurus?

Get it. You pronounce giganotosaurus like

Giganotasauras.

Up if you get it ( PLEASE!!!! That was funny!! At least 150 likes!!)

My daily pursuit said kill 10 of these big ol thangs me: this I gonna be easy me: looks at Dododex my friend: bruh your a noob me: walks up to it game: star was killed by lvl 5 giga my friend: LMAO wait… giga: your next… my friend: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😱😱😱😱☠️☠️😵😵😵😵😵💀🪦

When they whip out the Giga, go ahead and whip out the Kentro. Now they have a very angry giga. Now you run.

Shoot you tamed Giga with a couple of RPG rockets and sit back and relax

Real men tame it with fists no armor and since it’s a carnivore we tame them with berries. 👍 Unless…. Your a scum and use full armor tranq darts and prime meat and defend it instead of luring 500 compys to come and challenge you right next to your unconscious giga. That’s what I did

Real men tame with club

And cooked fish

Rex: am the most powerful thing in ark

Spinosaur joined the chat

Rex left the chat

Spinosaur: am the most powerful thing in ark

Giga joined the chat

Spinosaur left the chat

Giga: am the most powerful thing in ark

Titanosaurus joined the chat

Giga: Hello am your personal maid how can I help you?

If you see one in the wild just get your dodo ez 1 shot it 💀

I am Giga rawr fear me now

I will eat you titanasaurs

Rawr

Gigadumasoris

Combo of dum supid buggy and hard to tame