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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2018-01-30T21:33:48+00:00

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne.

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2018-01-16T20:28:26+00:00

When I was a starter with no info on this game I saw a Rex or so I thought and was gonna kill it “short story I didn’t”

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2018-01-07T09:44:31+00:00

The moment you wish the game had a button to kill yourself because you get cornered, at least you can still sh*t yourself.

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2017-12-27T05:02:42+00:00

When I first started ark I didn't know if it was nice or not. well it shoved a dildo up my ass and I found out what it really was that day

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-20T05:47:37+00:00

I knocked one our with fist and tamed with cook fish meat, I lost job and girlfriend

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-16T20:34:33+00:00

They’re so friendly I wrote a song. Deck the halls with friendly Dino’s fa la la la la la la la la Gigo kills them in 2 seconds fa la la la la la la la la how’d I die I’m level 137 fa la la la la la la la la oh I got 1 shot by a giga fa la la la la la la la la

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2017-12-14T03:42:48+00:00

To tame one of these wild beasts approach it very very SHIT IT SEES US RUNNNNN

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2017-12-14T00:38:32+00:00

Shit gotta get away from this Rex.

Oh hello there... 😵

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-02T20:17:35+00:00

To kill a giga a simply use a dodo.they are not strong. ;)

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2017-11-30T22:33:56+00:00

Hello im Helena Walker and im am going to show you my dossier for the Giganotosaurus. The Giganotosaurus is by far the cuddliest and friendliest creature ive ever seen it is very easy and quick to tame. The Giganotosaurus is a great mount and when you pet it seems to move much faster.Out of all dinos ive seen i think the Giganotosaurus is a extraordinary creature made by solid loyalty

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2017-08-09T19:45:59+00:00

Real Men use their fists to knock these beasts out.

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2017-08-01T20:29:32+00:00

LiES LIES LIES Narcotic requirements through the roof

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-12-05T07:21:31+00:00

My giga god slayer to a wild giga you are a snail (1 shots wild giga) and I am a god (lord help me if he rages)

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-12-02T22:00:40+00:00

*LAUGHS IN GOD CONSOLE*

You are a joke to me, Giga.

💀

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-30T17:09:26+00:00

I noticed alot of places said a giga CANT break metal well somehow that changed and I figured out fast he CAN indeed break metal

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-11-14T03:22:57+00:00

BFG big friendly giant Whoops my mistake

Up if you think it was funny!

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-11-14T03:18:55+00:00

Did y’all know. A giga is not a saurus?

Get it. You pronounce giganotosaurus like

Giganotasauras.

Up if you get it ( PLEASE!!!! That was funny!! At least 150 likes!!)

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-12T14:06:27+00:00

My daily pursuit said kill 10 of these big ol thangs me: this I gonna be easy me: looks at Dododex my friend: bruh your a noob me: walks up to it game: star was killed by lvl 5 giga my friend: LMAO wait… giga: your next… my friend: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😱😱😱😱☠️☠️😵😵😵😵😵💀🪦

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-09T15:32:36+00:00

When they whip out the Giga, go ahead and whip out the Kentro. Now they have a very angry giga. Now you run.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-09T12:54:05+00:00

Shoot you tamed Giga with a couple of RPG rockets and sit back and relax