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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-04-20T20:53:59+00:00

When u try to kill one with a very high leveled allo…video on youtube

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-20T20:46:47+00:00

When you and your friend are playing ark on diff single player worlds and you see this fella in ur world…then you somehow see the friend that was in the other world in ur world.

Ark: (username), lvl1000, was killed by Giganotosaurus, lvl 2

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-04-18T21:25:31+00:00

When I tamed one it take me 900 traps to get it my baby are so cute

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-04-03T04:19:11+00:00

Me:I HAVE LVL MY PUNCH UP THREE LVL I am invincible

Giga:hi hi hi hi hi hi hi(my pain in the butt sis when I am picked up from school)

Me:die you shrimp

Giga:(blinks)

You have been killed by lvl -9999999 giga

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-03-07T22:44:53+00:00

That mouth can fit can probably fit a big fat one inside maybe two

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-19T15:49:32+00:00

Giga:you can’t defeat me.

Me:I know but he can

“Experimental giga comes”

Giga:ahhhhhhhhhhh

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-07T08:20:13+00:00

Try getting it to lvl 9300 and it can one shot a lvl 10 King Titin

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-02T10:57:39+00:00

I want many 🔽 (Dont ask me why i want many 🔽)

1 down = YOU SAVED FROM GIGA ATTACC

1 Up = GIGA WILL KILL U AND ARRIVE IN YOUR BASE AND KILL ALL UR TAMES AND BEDS BEFORE U RESPAWN

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-02-01T14:34:56+00:00

Real men passive tame this with berries

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-23T11:49:00+00:00

Me:starts taming lvl 15

Giga:has 80k health while knocked out

Tames

Giga:nah mat u get 15k health and 25% dmg or nothing

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-01-21T09:08:35+00:00

Me ooh a rex hah! I am not scared of they @#£@

Giga: so you chosen death

Me: heeeeelp

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-09T18:55:11+00:00

But you and your friend see giga, drop with your friend bola and run, its give for you 0.5- 1.5 second to run.

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-12-22T04:42:21+00:00

I did it with my wyvern and some darts so gimme a hand

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-15T04:18:25+00:00

Bro I tried to fight a level 12giga with a level 87 Spinosaur and a level 235 Rex I was wrong to think I could kill it I had to leave my Rex after my Spino got demolished and he learned to fly to the sky bro he was at least 50 feet in the air he then was chomped up my Rex almost dead I jumped off got my argy out and watch from the air as my Rex joined my spino in heaven..RIP-Alpha killer(spino) and big chomper (Rex). -Draco_monkeman

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2018-05-20T15:41:03+00:00

You don’t have to be faster than the giga but faster than the person near you!

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2018-05-20T03:18:49+00:00

This thing is my mom, scary and dangerous

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2018-04-14T21:26:27+00:00

Due to their large amount of health they survive most falls(🤫 I ain’t lying)

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2018-04-05T04:27:11+00:00

He like big num nums

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2018-03-16T11:21:44+00:00

Great starter tame! Just bola it and use a club to knock it out, then feed it some stimberries and you’ve got yourself your first tame on ark ;)

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2018-03-14T08:13:55+00:00

Politely ask the giga to follow you to your metal square because the giga just wants a family it wants you to tame it