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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Fun fact: the bison aren’t nice in lost colony,I found out through playing in a sever as I was walking trying to find safe place to live I see a herd of bison (at the time I didn’t know they were aggressive to players.) they wee in a fight with a carnos so I slid by without get noticed and music started to play I look there is a giant bison hunting me down so i run and a rock catches my literally a little pebble stops me the bison catches me and I get destroyed
More Bison Funny Tips
Dev boss: let's make a new creature
Everyone: okay
Dev boss:what if we to make some sort of cow
Dev Assistant: okay how about a bison
Dev boss:yes! You get a raise!
Dev Assistant: okay thanks sir
dev boss: let's have a spawn directly where the gigas are
Dev Assistant:umm
Dev boss: shut up. And make it only for ascended
Dev assistant: I'm sorry we should also probably-
Dev boss: you lost your raise
Dev assistant: but
Dev boss: you're fired