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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giant bee? Funny giant bee jokes submitted by ARK players.
The bee nesg -Made by Beanzles-
The bees were making honey in the redwood forests, near the ground. The giant bee was their leader, the queen. Every spring, she would lay over 20,000 eggs! -THATS TRUE FOR REAL BEES :>- It was very busy every day. One spring, all the eggs were layed. Then a group of moschops came, and everyone died;> the end!
Lol
Me: “Getting a beehive will be so much easier than hand harvesting honey! How bad could it bee?”
... A few moments later....
Breaks hive, no bee... Breaks hive, kills bee... breaks every hive in Redwoods, no bee... *all respawn*... breaks hive, kills bee... “GUY DANG IT!!!!”
Breaks hive carefully... carefully... kills bee. “why?!?!”
....Two months later...
*does same thing as before*
Breaks hive, bee flees! I chase with kibble! I tame it! WOW! So happy!!! The crowd cheers!!
Me to myself, “Hmmm, bet this would be awesome on Genesis. Let’s transfer it.” (Can’t transfer it)
Guy Dang It!!!!