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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2021-05-24T09:06:12+00:00

It’s just like me!

I has up the house everyday!

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-27T19:36:52+00:00

Frick ark for Removing this. Idk why they did for mobile :c I WANT WON ON MOBILE

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-22T02:41:16+00:00

I like this dude. He’s a farty catipillar who flies by farting. Genius.

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2019-05-17T22:01:45+00:00

This is that bison from avatar after he found some beans

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-05-02T18:06:02+00:00

It can fly with its fart hahahaha

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2023-04-21T22:56:05+00:00

Does anyone else see the grandma?

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-19T05:49:08+00:00

i can’t tell what they actually look like because the picture is an old lady in a balloon or something :(

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-12T14:23:25+00:00

If they do this to the big old tickle chicken, I’m gonna explode because that’s my favorite herbivore! They are master gatherers after all great tech cave fighters And it’s been a very long time since I’ve played the map with these I’m not good at remembering things the best When it comes to remembering the mark map names I’m Pretty sure it’s extinction, but I remember what they look like super well because I Play on the Arc Fiorder map and I use the teleport to go to Asgard

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-03T18:33:17+00:00

All I have to say is…………… THIS IS SO CURSED

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-18T09:21:09+00:00

Me after Mexican and tacos or just me

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-04-01T23:33:22+00:00

The amazing farting cow of Ohio

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2019-12-15T11:10:38+00:00

Me: WAIT DONT FEED THE GASBAG BEFORE it.....

Gasbag farts me and friend AHHHHH!!!! Texts appears you were killed by fart

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2024-03-17T21:05:31+00:00

You think this thing’s farts are bad? I’m the guy who farted so bad that my classmates had to evacuate the conference room. No 4th grader went in the conference room for the rest of the day.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2024-02-26T19:54:03+00:00

It’s a living gas bag that farts gas from its stomach what else could you want we have a living ar rifle and a speedy creature mad of ice not the titan the one with wings

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-05T19:25:20+00:00

This is me after eating Taco Bell

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-28T19:47:46+00:00

King titan: MWWWAHAHAHA! I HAVE DESTROYED THE WORLD!

tardigrades: we told you we would survive the apocalypse...

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-10T03:50:58+00:00

I wasn’t sure where else to put this but I think they are cute(from this pic)

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2019-08-30T16:30:41+00:00

Beautiful fattys I shall make an army

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2019-07-29T20:20:02+00:00

Catholic cattepiller knows what you did.

He knows your sins.

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2019-07-25T20:26:49+00:00

First the shine horn now this... I hope ark adds less monsters and more cute now