Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dod.odex’ literal description of the Gasbags:
The Gasbags is a massive, chubby tamable creature in ARK: Extinction. This Gas Boi has a multi-passenger saddle, allowing another survivor to ride on its behind. The Gasbags can inhale and then either float around or propel enemies away.
Yes. Just yes.
🎶I’m a little gasbag🎶
🎶A cute little gasbag🎶
🎶And I need your kind help🎶
🎶To be saved from the corruption 🎶
🎶So please do HELP I really need the HELP🎶
🎶Don’t let me diiiiiiiiie,🎶
🎶Oh please save our very cute kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind,🎶
🎶To be saved from the corruption.🎶
🎶I’m a little gasbag🎶
🎶 a cute little gasbag🎶
🎶So please save my kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.🎶
👍👍👍 🐛🐛🐛 👍👍👍
Tina originals
Me: honey I'm going to kill a reaper queen. Gas bag: ok dont get killed there tuff. Me: I know honey I'm going with a stinking ice titan. Gas bag:dont get it killed and I'm busy with the baby right now. Me: fine 😑. 2000000000 years later: well I'm not dead in this many years honey. Me:uh oh a... a... giga pack eating a gas bag with a baby. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 you stinking gigas I will kill you ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Me:oooooooof! Me: I'm dead gone know no were to be seen is my honey. Gas bag:*stamers in horror when sees the dead body of her husband* faints* uh m
om mom mom!!!! (Btw that was the baby talking) wow he smacked his butt against 200000000000 gigas and died.