Once I picked up one of these guys’ eggs and it killed me!

Ark funny moments galli editon

Gallis:, "gotta go fast"

Sonic: that's my line

Gallis: not anymore

Raptors: I'm the fast carnivore

Gallis:then I'm the fastest thing in ark

Spinos: ello mate

Gallis:ahhhhhh

Step 1 get your galli mangled by Raptors and Carlos maybe allos and another carnivore

Step 2 do Step 1 again

GIANT SKY RAPTOR

The three gallies=> rosa (female dark pink and blue galli) greystar (male orange and grey galli) and rainwater (male dark green and blue) are the protagonists. (Funny story)

Villains: Scarlet (female alpha carno), walkin'water (male spectral rex) sentinel (male gray and dark green carno)

Chapter 1: the notice

At the island's beach, the three gallies was running around.

-how is good to be fast! Im very happy with it!- said rosa

-yup! Our problems can't catch us! Bola can't catch us! We are the fastest ark creatures!- said greystar

- about humans... they can't catch us too?!- asked rainwater

- wdym humans?- said rosa

-yeeeep, idk if you have noticed, but there's a human base near this beach with lots of strong dinos such as spectral rex and a carno, also theres a loose alpha carno near here!- said rainwater.

-WHATT?!?!?! NO NO NO, WE NEED TO GO AWAY NOW!- said rosa

-no panic, rosa, we are fast, like light!- said rainwater. -do you want to check it with me?-

-yas!- both rosa and greystar said. -Oh uhhhhh, i think...- said rosa

-aw LETS. GO. NOW.- said rainwater running in circles

They walk to the human base, trying to hide on the rocks, trees and bushes. -there are! Ain't different?- said rainwater

-uhhh, lets get out of here.- said rosa.

-with speed you should not be afraid!- said greystar.

Next chapter will be submitted today

you have been warned there is no were to run your cheecks will be mine i will take your balls

ITS ACTUALLY A GIANT COMPY MAN! DONT BE FOOLED!!!

U can find these in the redwoods watch out for direbears!

(’m on console)

I always wanted to tame one. So I got some Tranks shot it and BOOM dead. Next day I tried trank darts and ZIP it’s gone. Next day I go to pick it up with my argie NAHHH it js ran away. Next day I tried to trank it in the water so it wouldn’t have as much speeds and when I knocked it out finally it drowned in the water. Next day I got the grapple gun and was gonna hang onto and trank it then. The gun didnt even stick😭. And finally, I had one last idea, I got rare flowers and ate them to get it Aggro on me. Then it led it into a bear trap, knock it out! Then I left for 45 SECONDS. I SWEAR. and then it vanished.

So if you ever see one of these BLOW THEIR HEAD WIT A SHOTGUN

Seriously? A Quetz can't pick this? PVP ruins alot of things man.

Bro my Gallimimus someone how got lost and got killed by a compy???

Runs fast but you can also get a drop that you can get a 3 person sadle and one can drive and all the other guys can shot arrows

My first time taming one I was on a slightly boosted server (none of us wanted to wait days to hatch or grow babies). I was in the middle of building my base when one got stuck in a water platform I had built on the edge of the lake. I built a small 1×2 enclosure and got it out quickly. I named her Sprint and now she has a pink and red boyfriend (nabbed during valentines day) named Tony Mobile!

When i was doing the gallimimus pursuit i found a lvl 125 which is good so i bring it back to my 2 by 2 box and put it in it. Next morning i ready up 100 tran arrow and shoot itnuntil it was down ans i thought it was unconscious and go went to get the soothing balm and some dimetrodon kibble and wheni was abput to feed it the soothing balm i found out it already died. Rip unnamed gallimimus

I was coming back to my base and I saw that one of these had spawned, I thought “oh cool maybe I can find a way to tame it” then as I watched it waltzed into a trap I had made. Now I have a galli

I was just about to get home after taming two argys and it was pitch black in game at 4:00 in the morning.

I was about 400-500 meters from my base and I was waiting out the night till it at least became light out. I started walki my and ran into a theri and I got off to hit it with my sword and I died. I rushed back to where I had died to see the message at the bottom of my screen “level 13 argy killed a level ... theri” and “level 5 argy killed by stego” then the level 13 was killed, and then the word happened, “level 37 runna (my galli) was killed by stego”. RIP runna

Airdrop: here you go an ascendant Gallimimus saddle

2 hours later

Me: oh hey a knocked out gallimimus a lvl 300 too

2 more hours later of struggling to keep it down with jellyfish icky carrots and x10 balm.

Me: yay I made a new friend I will call u Smokey

Flak dud on a giga: sup

Me: NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY!

You must tame a Gallimimus they are the overlords they can kill gigas syntac has video proof

I was about to tame one it was on 98% and rip a terror bird came and waaaaaaa

Okay, they may not have a use, but it’s fun to run and jump around the map with them.

RelatingHen8906

I’ve killed about 6 in a row trying to tame these with crossbows. They were all above 130. All shots were headshots. And my crossbow had to 200%. I hate this Dino...

Once a poune a time i tamed a galli and named him speedy one day i made a raft after 2-3 hours i was done exploreing with the raft and speedy was in the water and he was neutal so he died AND I WAS INRAGED AND KILLED EVERYSINGLE ONE OF THEM AND tamed another one named speedy 2.0

The end.