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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gallimimus? Funny gallimimus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 12 · Answer 1 · 2020-01-28T02:34:32+00:00

Flash-fast

Gallimimus-crazy stupid fast

score 11 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-20T03:00:58+00:00

A lizard that constantly screeches and is so annoyi- Gallimimus: “ANG ANG ANGG” me: SHUT UP!

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2021-09-30T07:53:19+00:00

If you build a pure movement speed to this creature he can create a portal and go to the another dinoverse.

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2022-09-23T00:42:04+00:00

My tribe would get like 80 of these and we would have a war after about five Or 10 minutes which ever team has the most teammates left wins and what they get is the other teams Gallies

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2022-09-18T15:02:03+00:00

What’s the use of space ships when you have these

score 12 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-12T05:34:24+00:00

Meep meep zoooooooooooommmmmmmm

score 8 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-13T12:37:54+00:00

Road runner: I am speed!

Sonic: I’m faster!

Gallimimus: meep meep!

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-14T18:24:52+00:00

That’s no Dino, that’s just the flash in a Dino costume😂

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2022-06-19T05:31:10+00:00

Dropping a row of storage boxes in Deinonychus territory miles away from my only bed when a loud shrill screech from behind pumps through my headset forcing my heart to skip a beat as I choke on my coffee. Level 25 galli.... I hate you!

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-30T05:08:29+00:00

Man taming this gallimimus is a pain bro

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-05T03:42:22+00:00

One I tamed galli. We went on runs every day. Our course did this: off the cliff and through the river! Onto the rock and over the therizino! Through the dam and under the Rex!! Into our neighbors yard!!!!! Get shot by the auto turret!! I need a new galli!! YES I DO!!!!!!

score 11 · Answer 12 · 2019-06-20T01:17:46+00:00

“Ok,how fast can he swim.” Trys to swim. “GET HIM BACK ON LAND”

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-23T20:36:33+00:00

Admincheat summon Galli_Character_BP_C. Variants between the BP and C. Or use Cheat SDF Galli 1 (or 0 for a wild one) and then whatever level you want ( e.g 150 for a level 150 Gallimimus)

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-29T17:22:06+00:00

These things are soooooo cool!!! Once me and my friend had base where there were tons of them and tamed one it was super fast!!! But if it got hit twice by anything it would probably die. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t jump over therizinosoars on it!!!

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2023-05-16T03:33:32+00:00

This thing looks like a compy on steroids :/

score 10 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-14T18:57:08+00:00

In the right corner you have the king of dinos Rex in the left corner you have the king of speed the gallimimus

score 11 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-21T21:02:08+00:00

dodo evolution is this: dod, terror bird, therizino, dodorex.

compy evolution: compy, gallimimus, etc

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-07T19:16:24+00:00

Oversized compsognathus

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2021-02-25T13:30:18+00:00

It’s a compy!

It’s a raptor!

It’s the physical manifestation of the speed of light!

score 9 · Answer 20 · 2019-12-02T16:00:45+00:00

ZOOOOOOOOOM ZOOOM ZOOM zoom zoo-zo-z-...troodon knocked mi out...halp mi.hold up!someone is going by!HEY YOU CAN YOU GET ME SOME HELP?*person continues to walk*well crap I'm stuck here forever.wait!the person is coming back!and has a pair of handcuffs...crap imma be dead soon.this actually happened to me so plz halp.updoot.