What are some funny jokes or stories about the gallimimus? Funny gallimimus jokes submitted by ARK players.
“Hi, this is Ark, we just resized our compy and made it fast” “oh and it lives in the most dangerous areas. You’re welcome”
Oh look a massive vegetarian compy!
Looks like a massive Compy or is it a massive compy?
Meep Meep!
(Ok Here’s More Words)
Gotta Go fast run (10hp while running from dammmmmmm troodon )
Is it just me or does the Gallimimus look like a giant compy..?
One day, a ferox and a compy find some element. Here is what happens next:
Ferox:I’m hungry! *eats element and becomes a monster*
Compy: Cool! I wanna eat some too! *eats element and becomes a galli* well fudge
Random Dude: Name one thing faster than the Galli. I’ll wait…
Me: It’s torpor dropping
Well cyotes won't be able to catch you while riding this fast mother f-er.
Everybody: Gallimimus is the fastest!
My 30k hp 2k speed iguanodon: Pathetic
Awwwww, I wish cars were in the game…… Oh wait what’s that thing?
Your compy is evolving!
These are more words.
Raptor: I’m so fast no one dares face me in a race
Gallimius: speed of light
Also raptor: :(
(Walks into the redwoods) MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
Everybody: Gallimimus is the fastest creature.
Wild Tapejara: Am I a joke to you?
cheeta:im the fastest animal that ever lived
Galli:Hold my carrot
I knocked one unconscious, went to get crops, came back, and it was gone
Is it just me, or that gallimimus in the picture looks pretty sweaty?
Rex: aggressive
Bronto: docile
Gallimimus: I aM SpEeD
Imagine dedicating an entire group chat to your deceased Galli named Fred: