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Gallimimus
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Compy: mama, what long legs u have!

Galli: I’m not ur mother

Compy: what a tall neck u have!

Galli: r u body shaming me?!

Compy: look how fast u run!

Galli: AAAAAHHHHHH

Compy: wh… huh?

Compy: ( looks up)

Allosaurus: ( drooling over compy)

Allo: what small legs u have for a Galli!

Rip compy

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Who thinks this looks like a overcharged comply?

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PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!! find ten friends, surround a Galli then as a team beat it in to submission, bring a set of wardrums as a funky beat speeds up the process ten fold

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I upgraded its speed to 300 because if you are untouchable then u don’t need no healthcare bills

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1. Tame a Gallimimus.

2. Punch a Rex.

3. Say ‘meep meep’, hop on your gallimimus and sprint.

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Couldn't afford the new Forza Motorsport? This is as close as you are going to get to a Ferrari! -Gunzblazing111 Xbox player

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"You can't run from your problems"

The galli:Umm actually I can-

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He might outrun me but can’t outrun his problems

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It's Faster than Fast

Quicker than Quick

It's the Gallie

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Raptor: I AM THE FASTEST CREATURE IN ARK!

Gallimimus:

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

Raptor:

Aargh! What is that thing?

Gallimimus:

The physical manifestation of the speed of light

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