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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was in the redwoods looking for a quick mount. I went without my tamed (because I am 'smart') and saw one of these. I thought a compy got on steroids and had a growth spurt and I ran in the other direction...
I regret my stupidity.
More Gallimimus Funny Tips
Who thinks this looks like a overcharged comply?
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!! find ten friends, surround a Galli then as a team beat it in to submission, bring a set of wardrums as a funky beat speeds up the process ten fold
I upgraded its speed to 300 because if you are untouchable then u donβt need no healthcare bills
Compy: mama, what long legs u have!
Galli: Iβm not ur mother
Compy: what a tall neck u have!
Galli: r u body shaming me?!
Compy: look how fast u run!
Galli: AAAAAHHHHHH
Compy: wh⦠huh?
Compy: ( looks up)
Allosaurus: ( drooling over compy)
Allo: what small legs u have for a Galli!
Rip compy
1. Tame a Gallimimus.
2. Punch a Rex.
3. Say βmeep meepβ, hop on your gallimimus and sprint.
Couldn't afford the new Forza Motorsport? This is as close as you are going to get to a Ferrari! -Gunzblazing111 Xbox player
"You can't run from your problems"
The galli:Umm actually I can-
He might outrun me but canβt outrun his problems
It's Faster than Fast
Quicker than Quick
It's the Gallie
Raptor: I AM THE FASTEST CREATURE IN ARK!
Gallimimus:
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
Raptor:
Aargh! What is that thing?
Gallimimus:
The physical manifestation of the speed of light