Third grader: look at me! I’m the fastest thing that ever lived
Gallie: *runs him over*
I will now name one leafasaurus.
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!! find ten friends, surround a Galli then as a team beat it in to submission, bring a set of wardrums as a funky beat speeds up the process ten fold
Me: Walks through the redwoods
Random guy: Walks up to me with Gallimimus
Me in chat: “Nice Gallie!”
It was then followed by this message
💀 You were killed by “Come at me bro” LVL 239
I was one shot with mastercraft flak armor. What the fuc-
ZOOMING THROUGH THE MAP, AWAY FROM RAPTORS, I SEE A SURVIVOR WITH TRANQ ARROWS, AND NOW I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE AS THE SURVIVOR YELLS EVERY WORD OF CURSING EVER
1. Tame a Gallimimus.
2. Punch a Rex.
3. Say ‘meep meep’, hop on your gallimimus and sprint.
Raptor: I AM THE FASTEST CREATURE IN ARK!
Aargh! What is that thing?
The physical manifestation of the speed of light
"You can't run from your problems"
The galli:Umm actually I can-
Your compy is evolving!
These are more words.