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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gacha? Funny gacha jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-17T02:49:23+00:00

Cheese that’s isn’t yours: Nachocheese

Cheese that’s is yours: Gachacheese

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-12T15:09:26+00:00

I just realized walls are chips for gachas

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-26T02:30:55+00:00

This sloth boi gets high on element and makes crystal crap that has items in it

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-11T22:26:18+00:00

Dez bois are the gods of everything,IM NOT LYIN.btw gacha are chubserst

score 7 · Answer 5 · 2019-02-26T09:06:01+00:00

Make sure you dont have your prized high lvl Beaver (that i hadn’t even named yet) cryopodded in your inventory when you transfer all your stone by typing STO in your search bar.. bastard ate it quicker than i had the chance to realise! Rip! And he only gave me an apprentice axe as a thankyou.. 😡

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2019-02-26T14:42:29+00:00

The gocha is a giant rocky sloth that eats owl poop and rocks. Throw the rocks at it but do not knock them out.

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2019-01-29T03:41:54+00:00

Noob tames on gets ascendant stuff...

Is confused...

Thinks it's junk...

GETS RID OF IT THINKING ITS TRASH

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-23T12:35:50+00:00

It eats stone structures so that means if a wild one tried to get into your home it would eat it's way in...

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2019-12-23T12:33:25+00:00

Gacha life 3 I guess... A HeLpFuL tIp NeEdS a FeW mOrE wOrDs

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-04-20T06:09:31+00:00

I saw their eyebrows and teeth... Now they look like sloth from the Goonies...

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2020-10-21T15:27:08+00:00

These are the strongest they carry mountains on their back.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2024-02-09T19:15:26+00:00

So u can command it on the island but it won’t swpawn there naturally 😂😂😂😂😂😂

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2020-09-21T17:18:40+00:00

It’s a hybrid of ground sloth, rock elemental, tek anything, and crystals

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-03-26T00:20:58+00:00

Gacha eating: CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH ZzZTpT CrUnCh NoM ZaPt CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. Me: god Larry why does this happen to be a midnight snack?

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-02-14T17:32:13+00:00

I looked at what it take to eat and it F****** Eats structures and metal tools and I thought I ate weird S*** \O-O/

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2018-12-02T19:35:05+00:00

What did the dodo say to the ha ha.

Hey I GACHA nose.

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2019-11-01T01:22:20+00:00

Name it Heisenberg (Breaking Bad) cause blue crystals are dope. Dino glasses would be nice touch.

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2019-09-14T02:04:17+00:00

Sorry, wrong section.You must be looking for Encountering.

Gacha

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-26T09:44:29+00:00

Sir “shits” a lot from I’ll eat anything land!!

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2019-08-26T00:20:57+00:00

When you tame a Gacha

“HA, Gacha b***h!”