Dododex

Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gacha? Funny gacha jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 560 · Answer 1 · 2018-10-28T19:00:14+00:00

Bet you thought this was gonna be a useful tip but I gacha

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-08T16:33:46+00:00

I never knew gacha life was a animal in ark

score 28 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-23T18:29:53+00:00

Hey guys I just realized why they named it Gacha. It gotcha crystals eh? eh? Just me ok :(

score 19 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-12T19:46:40+00:00

Don't worry, my tip has Gacha back!

Ok I'll leave.

score 37 · Answer 5 · 2020-01-30T10:40:56+00:00

Once I built in the gacha zone but I accidentally dropped a unassembled mec then a wild gacha ate it😱😱😱😱😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

score 17 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-17T00:52:22+00:00

A sloth who poops shiny things. Your welcome.

score 12 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-12T09:14:03+00:00

If you use tek to tame, your on drugs. If you use berries to tame, your also on drugs

score 117 · Answer 8 · 2018-10-18T04:17:36+00:00

This thing is basically a ground sloth and a rock elemental butt reproduced with each other, then had a baby, then dipped their baby in element (its belly is element), then that baby reproduced with a doedic and thus we have the ugliest creature in game coming November 6th. Oh and this thing poops crystals

score 26 · Answer 9 · 2020-02-16T11:27:13+00:00

Mr sun came up and he smiled at me
this is gonna be a good one just wait see
I ran outside
And I seen a giant rock sloth that's pooping a lot
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER

Answer 10 · 2020-07-21T03:50:42+00:00

Grandma is that you? Oh I see now you dyed your hair....oh I’m sorry

score 14 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-29T02:10:58+00:00

Im gonna be honest, its face looks like a bernie sanders sloth

score 83 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-08T17:18:59+00:00

If you take one of these with berries, you are legally classified as a God in my book.

score 13 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-13T16:43:23+00:00

It will eat it’s cryopod! Do not place it’s cryopod in its inventory!!!

score 63 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-03T16:29:10+00:00

Here is how you make a gacha.
Ingredients:
1 splicer
1 tsp Rock elemental DNA
1 tsp megamerthium DNA
1 tsp doedicerus DNA
1/2 tsp element.

Directions:

Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.

score 58 · Answer 15 · 2018-12-12T17:26:37+00:00

When raiseing cap out its weight by popcorning as many Berry's as possible it eats thousands of Berry's as baby's like to move up list so people know

score 57 · Answer 16 · 2018-11-10T05:14:08+00:00

It's favorite food is owl shit, what's not funny about
that.

score 55 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-14T20:02:53+00:00

I was using one as a pack mule to get loads of stone and realized too late he was eating it all. Gacha

Answer 18 · 2020-07-15T03:00:10+00:00

a gacha will eat cryopods with Dino’s in it if it’s in there inventory! It ate my cryoed gacha I wanted to store lol

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-29T04:51:03+00:00

Bola it then it will automatically tame

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-29T07:45:35+00:00

Once I saw one of these guys with ice age baby. It then said “Lyce” and ran off