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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gacha? Funny gacha jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-21T15:27:08+00:00

These are the strongest they carry mountains on their back.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-21T11:56:48+00:00

Has anyone else seen the cristmas ones on valgrueo like "WTF THIS IS NOT EXTINCTION!"

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-10-19T16:33:29+00:00

How do you tame tell me pls anytime pls do for me

score 602 · Answer 4 · 2018-10-28T19:00:14+00:00

Bet you thought this was gonna be a useful tip but I gacha

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-17T08:54:03+00:00

If there is gacha, there should be mucha.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-19T15:35:39+00:00

When people Gacha back and then they eat your house

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2020-09-23T23:58:29+00:00

a litellary stone sloth thingy that poops crystals n the crystals have guns wow👏

score 44 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-23T18:29:53+00:00

Hey guys I just realized why they named it Gacha. It gotcha crystals eh? eh? Just me ok :(

score 51 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-30T10:40:56+00:00

Once I built in the gacha zone but I accidentally dropped a unassembled mec then a wild gacha ate it😱😱😱😱😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

score 121 · Answer 10 · 2018-10-18T04:17:36+00:00

This thing is basically a ground sloth and a rock elemental butt reproduced with each other, then had a baby, then dipped their baby in element (its belly is element), then that baby reproduced with a doedic and thus we have the ugliest creature in game coming November 6th. Oh and this thing poops crystals

score 34 · Answer 11 · 2020-02-16T11:27:13+00:00

Mr sun came up and he smiled at me
this is gonna be a good one just wait see
I ran outside
And I seen a giant rock sloth that's pooping a lot
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER

score 24 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-17T00:52:22+00:00

A sloth who poops shiny things. Your welcome.

score 23 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-12T19:46:40+00:00

Don't worry, my tip has Gacha back!

Ok I'll leave.

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-09-21T17:18:40+00:00

It’s a hybrid of ground sloth, rock elemental, tek anything, and crystals

score 85 · Answer 15 · 2018-11-08T17:18:59+00:00

If you take one of these with berries, you are legally classified as a God in my book.

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-08T16:33:46+00:00

I never knew gacha life was a animal in ark

score 15 · Answer 17 · 2020-05-12T09:14:03+00:00

If you use tek to tame, your on drugs. If you use berries to tame, your also on drugs

score 65 · Answer 18 · 2018-11-03T16:29:10+00:00

Here is how you make a gacha.
Ingredients:
1 splicer
1 tsp Rock elemental DNA
1 tsp megamerthium DNA
1 tsp doedicerus DNA
1/2 tsp element.

Directions:

Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.

score 58 · Answer 19 · 2018-12-12T17:26:37+00:00

When raiseing cap out its weight by popcorning as many Berry's as possible it eats thousands of Berry's as baby's like to move up list so people know

score 59 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-10T05:14:08+00:00

It's favorite food is owl shit, what's not funny about
that.