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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gacha? Funny gacha jokes submitted by ARK players.
This thing is basically a ground sloth and a rock elemental butt reproduced with each other, then had a baby, then dipped their baby in element (its belly is element), then that baby reproduced with a doedic and thus we have the ugliest creature in game coming November 6th. Oh and this thing poops crystals
Me: Hmmm wonder if I’ll find one of those sloth things, what were they called? Gachas I think?
Crystal falls on my head
Me: eh?
I look up and see sloth thing
Me: wait does that thing poop crystals. Bruh. IMA BE RICH YEEEEEDLEDLEDLELDLEDLLELSLELELDLDLDLDLDKRBGJFJJFJFJKSSKKQPWDJHSIDIXJDJDJDU
Human lvl 73 has died from random carno
Me: 0-0
Carno: looks like I gacha
Gacha: I will sing the song of my people. NOM NOM NOM (eats poop) NOM NOM NOM (eats building) NOM NOM NOM (eats dodo) NOM NOM NOM ( eats parasaur) NOM NOM NOM ( eats dilo) NOM NOM NOM (eats raptor) NOM NOM NOM ( eats argy ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats sabertooth) NOM NOM NOM (eats direwolf) NOM NOM NOM ( eats direbear) NOM NOM NOM ( eats carno) NOM NOM NOM ( eats Bary ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats spino) NOM NOM NOM ( eats allo) NOM NOM NOM ( eats Rex ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats giga) NOM NOM NOM ( eats human)
Human general: WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. SEND IN THE AIR FORCE
Air Force: STOP YOU STUPID GACHA
Gacha: NOM NOM NOM(eats wyvern piolt and wyvern)
Human general: SEND IN THE ARMY
Army: STOP YOU STUPID GACHA
Gacha: NOM NOM NOM (eats giga pilot and giga )
Humans:ALL HOPE IS LOST
Human: ( punches Gacha)
Gacha:
World: I can’t take it (explodes)
Here is how you make a gacha.
Ingredients:
1 splicer
1 tsp Rock elemental DNA
1 tsp megamerthium DNA
1 tsp doedicerus DNA
1/2 tsp element.
Directions:
Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.