Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the gacha? Funny gacha jokes submitted by ARK players.
This thing is basically a ground sloth and a rock elemental butt reproduced with each other, then had a baby, then dipped their baby in element (its belly is element), then that baby reproduced with a doedic and thus we have the ugliest creature in game coming November 6th. Oh and this thing poops crystals
Me: Hmmm wonder if I’ll find one of those sloth things, what were they called? Gachas I think?
Crystal falls on my head
Me: eh?
I look up and see sloth thing
Me: wait does that thing poop crystals. Bruh. IMA BE RICH YEEEEEDLEDLEDLELDLEDLLELSLELELDLDLDLDLDKRBGJFJJFJFJKSSKKQPWDJHSIDIXJDJDJDU
Human lvl 73 has died from random carno
Me: 0-0
Carno: looks like I gacha
Here is how you make a gacha.
Ingredients:
1 splicer
1 tsp Rock elemental DNA
1 tsp megamerthium DNA
1 tsp doedicerus DNA
1/2 tsp element.
Directions:
Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.