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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gacha? Funny gacha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bet you thought this was gonna be a useful tip but I gacha
A sloth and tree got drunk one night.......
It poops crystals...
That must hurt coming out
That must hurt coming out
Hey guys I just realized why they named it Gacha. It gotcha crystals eh? eh? Just me ok :(
Me: Hmmm wonder if Iβll find one of those sloth things, what were they called? Gachas I think?
Crystal falls on my head
Me: eh?
I look up and see sloth thing
Me: wait does that thing poop crystals. Bruh. IMA BE RICH YEEEEEDLEDLEDLELDLEDLLELSLELELDLDLDLDLDKRBGJFJJFJFJKSSKKQPWDJHSIDIXJDJDJDU
Human lvl 73 has died from random carno
Me: 0-0
Carno: looks like I gacha
Crystal falls on my head
Me: eh?
I look up and see sloth thing
Me: wait does that thing poop crystals. Bruh. IMA BE RICH YEEEEEDLEDLEDLELDLEDLLELSLELELDLDLDLDLDKRBGJFJJFJFJKSSKKQPWDJHSIDIXJDJDJDU
Human lvl 73 has died from random carno
Me: 0-0
Carno: looks like I gacha
Once I built in the gacha zone but I accidentally dropped a unassembled mec then a wild gacha ate itπ±π±π±π±π«πππππππππ
Their baby's r soooooooo cuteππππ€©
I used one of these as a storage containeri put my acendant tek gear in it and I noticed it was gone 5 minutes later I remembered they eat random items me :( why didn't I remember that
This thing is basically a ground sloth and a rock elemental butt reproduced with each other, then had a baby, then dipped their baby in element (its belly is element), then that baby reproduced with a doedic and thus we have the ugliest creature in game coming November 6th. Oh and this thing poops crystals
Add crafting skill to stats please 2 years and no crafting skill in stats list
Mr sun came up and he smiled at me
this is gonna be a good one just wait see
I ran outside
And I seen a giant rock sloth that's pooping a lot
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER
this is gonna be a good one just wait see
I ran outside
And I seen a giant rock sloth that's pooping a lot
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER
BEST DAY EVER
a litellary stone sloth thingy that poops crystals n the crystals have guns wowπ
If you take one of these with berries, you are legally classified as a God in my book.
A sloth who poops shiny things. Your welcome.
Don't worry, my tip has Gacha back!
Ok I'll leave.
Ok I'll leave.
Here is how you make a gacha.
Ingredients:
1 splicer
1 tsp Rock elemental DNA
1 tsp megamerthium DNA
1 tsp doedicerus DNA
1/2 tsp element.
Directions:
Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.
Ingredients:
1 splicer
1 tsp Rock elemental DNA
1 tsp megamerthium DNA
1 tsp doedicerus DNA
1/2 tsp element.
Directions:
Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.
When raiseing cap out its weight by popcorning as many Berry's as possible it eats thousands of Berry's as baby's like to move up list so people know
If you use tek to tame, your on drugs. If you use berries to tame, your also on drugs
It's favorite food is owl shit, what's not funny about
that.
that.
I was using one as a pack mule to get loads of stone and realized too late he was eating it all. Gacha