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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gacha? Funny gacha jokes submitted by ARK players.
The rock golem/elemental cheated on the bronto and dated the Chalcotheriurm and got busy all night...
Then the baby gacha saw a doedicours and wanted to get under that shell and get busy all night then this thing came out
Then the baby gacha saw a doedicours and wanted to get under that shell and get busy all night then this thing came out
Bet you thought this was gonna be a useful tip but I gacha
This thing is basically a ground sloth and a rock elemental butt fucking each other, then had a baby, then dipped their baby in element (its belly is element), then that baby fucked a doedic and thus we have the ugliest creature in game coming November 6th. Oh and this thing shits crystals
This is the best creature... because they are so cute and you wait for a second and you get a o.p gun in a crystal that came from a rock sloth butt! Cool!😎
If you take one of these with berries, you are legally classified as a God in my book.
Here is how you make a gacha.
Ingredients:
1 splicer
1 tsp Rock elemental DNA
1 tsp megamerthium DNA
1 tsp doedicerus DNA
1/2 tsp element.
Directions:
Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.
Ingredients:
1 splicer
1 tsp Rock elemental DNA
1 tsp megamerthium DNA
1 tsp doedicerus DNA
1/2 tsp element.
Directions:
Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.
When raiseing cap out its weight by popcorning as many Berry's as possible it eats thousands of Berry's as baby's like to move up list so people know
It's favorite food is owl shit, what's not funny about
that.
that.
I was using one as a pack mule to get loads of stone and realized too late he was eating it all. Gacha
This is proof Extinction is just a normal ark but you have become delusional and insane from the element.
What kind of flipping monster is this?
P R O F A N I T Y I S N O T A L L O W E D
What kind of flipping monster is this?
P R O F A N I T Y I S N O T A L L O W E D
Name it Heisenberg (Breaking Bad) cause blue crystals are dope. Dino glasses would be nice touch.
Literally just a bigass Chewbacca merchant
The new crystal farm
Just wait for it to poop
Just wait for it to poop
Me : I’m pretty sure this is suppose to be anime.
Wild Card: Nu =~= it’s a rock sloth
Me : Are you sure about that?
Wild Card : It’s a creature, k?
Me : It is suppose to be anime
Wild Card : I heard that!
Wild Card: Nu =~= it’s a rock sloth
Me : Are you sure about that?
Wild Card : It’s a creature, k?
Me : It is suppose to be anime
Wild Card : I heard that!
GACHA!
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I love the fact these guys carry you around in a basket.