Me: Dude drop your crystals all ready

Gacha: Ha Ha u need to wait to get your congealed gas balls

Me when I get them: Ooo flashbang time to throw it at my friend

Bet you thought this was gonna be a useful tip but I gacha

It poops crystals...

That must hurt coming out

Hey guys I just realized why they named it Gacha. It gotcha crystals eh? eh? Just me ok :(

Carnivores: “Meat is all I eat”

Herbivores: “I need a mass of grass”

Gacha: “Food.......is food”

You’d think they would break tek because they eat it and are made of it

Nope, just stone

~ CPG

A sloth and tree got drunk one night.......

Once I built in the gacha zone but I accidentally dropped a unassembled mec then a wild gacha ate it😱😱😱😱😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This thing is basically a ground sloth and a rock elemental butt reproduced with each other, then had a baby, then dipped their baby in element (its belly is element), then that baby reproduced with a doedic and thus we have the ugliest creature in game coming November 6th. Oh and this thing poops crystals

Gacha + Taco Bell = Butt Load Of Diarrhea

Gacha + Diarrhea = Butt Load Of Crystals

Crystals + surviver = Butt Load Of Riches

Rich Survivor + Nothing To Spend It On = Insane Dude

If you take one of these with berries, you are legally classified as a God in my book.

Me: Hmmm wonder if I’ll find one of those sloth things, what were they called? Gachas I think?

Crystal falls on my head

Me: eh?

I look up and see sloth thing

Me: wait does that thing poop crystals. Bruh. IMA BE RICH YEEEEEDLEDLEDLELDLEDLLELSLELELDLDLDLDLDKRBGJFJJFJFJKSSKKQPWDJHSIDIXJDJDJDU

Human lvl 73 has died from random carno

Me: 0-0

Carno: looks like I gacha

i shat my pants in front of one and it tamed

Herbivores : "I want berries or crops"

Carnivores: "I want meat or primed meat"

Gacha : "I aint picky, gimme whatever, even ur shit, but for real... your greenhouse looks tasty"

Mr sun came up and he smiled at me

this is gonna be a good one just wait see

I ran outside

And I seen a giant rock sloth that's pooping a lot

ITS THE BEST DAY EVER

BEST DAY EVER

ITS THE BEST DAY EVER

BEST DAY EVER

The only word that truly scares the guy, is diarrhea.

It would seem as though all people can think to say is… GACHA!!! (crap i said it)

Here is how you make a gacha.

Ingredients:

1 splicer

1 tsp Rock elemental DNA

1 tsp megamerthium DNA

1 tsp doedicerus DNA

1/2 tsp element.

Directions:

Put DNA and element in combination machine press start button an wait 1 hour for DNA and element to combine an then you have a gacha.

When raiseing cap out its weight by popcorning as many Berry's as possible it eats thousands of Berry's as baby's like to move up list so people know

if I pooped crystals I would die

but gachas nope thay good