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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gacha? Funny gacha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Gacha: I will sing the song of my people. NOM NOM NOM (eats poop) NOM NOM NOM (eats building) NOM NOM NOM (eats dodo) NOM NOM NOM ( eats parasaur) NOM NOM NOM ( eats dilo) NOM NOM NOM (eats raptor) NOM NOM NOM ( eats argy ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats sabertooth) NOM NOM NOM (eats direwolf) NOM NOM NOM ( eats direbear) NOM NOM NOM ( eats carno) NOM NOM NOM ( eats Bary ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats spino) NOM NOM NOM ( eats allo) NOM NOM NOM ( eats Rex ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats giga) NOM NOM NOM ( eats human)
Human general: WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. SEND IN THE AIR FORCE
Air Force: STOP YOU STUPID GACHA
Gacha: NOM NOM NOM(eats wyvern piolt and wyvern)
Human general: SEND IN THE ARMY
Army: STOP YOU STUPID GACHA
Gacha: NOM NOM NOM (eats giga pilot and giga )
Humans:ALL HOPE IS LOST
Human: ( punches Gacha)
Gacha:
World: I can’t take it (explodes)
When I had just started on extinction I wanted one of these so I could bring it back to my base, but I didn't have the recommended taming food or item. I had to improvise so I just started crafting and feeding stone picks to it. Even though I ruined the taming effectiveness, I managed to get my first legit extinction tame.