Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Gacha: I will sing the song of my people. NOM NOM NOM (eats poop) NOM NOM NOM (eats building) NOM NOM NOM (eats dodo) NOM NOM NOM ( eats parasaur) NOM NOM NOM ( eats dilo) NOM NOM NOM (eats raptor) NOM NOM NOM ( eats argy ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats sabertooth) NOM NOM NOM (eats direwolf) NOM NOM NOM ( eats direbear) NOM NOM NOM ( eats carno) NOM NOM NOM ( eats Bary ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats spino) NOM NOM NOM ( eats allo) NOM NOM NOM ( eats Rex ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats giga) NOM NOM NOM ( eats human)
Human general: WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. SEND IN THE AIR FORCE
Air Force: STOP YOU STUPID GACHA
Gacha: NOM NOM NOM(eats wyvern piolt and wyvern)
Human general: SEND IN THE ARMY
Army: STOP YOU STUPID GACHA
Gacha: NOM NOM NOM (eats giga pilot and giga )
Humans:ALL HOPE IS LOST
Human: ( punches Gacha)
Gacha:
World: I canβt take it (explodes)
More Gacha Funny Tips
Bet you thought this was gonna be a useful tip but I gacha
It poops crystals...
That must hurt coming out
Hey guys I just realized why they named it Gacha. It gotcha crystals eh? eh? Just me ok :(
They donβt poop crystals the crystals grow on its back and then fall off
Carnivores: βMeat is all I eatβ
Herbivores: βI need a mass of grassβ
Gacha: βFood.......is foodβ
Once I built in the gacha zone but I accidentally dropped a unassembled mec then a wild gacha ate itπ±π±π±π±π«πππππππππ
A sloth and tree got drunk one night.......
I tried finding one of the gacha but all i found was a managamer
sorry dont have thing funny right now so i dont gacha
you want something funny buddy i gatcha