Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Gacha: I will sing the song of my people. NOM NOM NOM (eats poop) NOM NOM NOM (eats building) NOM NOM NOM (eats dodo) NOM NOM NOM ( eats parasaur) NOM NOM NOM ( eats dilo) NOM NOM NOM (eats raptor) NOM NOM NOM ( eats argy ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats sabertooth) NOM NOM NOM (eats direwolf) NOM NOM NOM ( eats direbear) NOM NOM NOM ( eats carno) NOM NOM NOM ( eats Bary ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats spino) NOM NOM NOM ( eats allo) NOM NOM NOM ( eats Rex ) NOM NOM NOM ( eats giga) NOM NOM NOM ( eats human)
Human general: WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. SEND IN THE AIR FORCE
Air Force: STOP YOU STUPID GACHA
Gacha: NOM NOM NOM(eats wyvern piolt and wyvern)
Human general: SEND IN THE ARMY
Army: STOP YOU STUPID GACHA
Gacha: NOM NOM NOM (eats giga pilot and giga )
Humans:ALL HOPE IS LOST
Human: ( punches Gacha)
Gacha:
World: I canβt take it (explodes)
More Gacha Funny Tips
Bet you thought this was gonna be a useful tip but I gacha
It poops crystals...
That must hurt coming out
Hey guys I just realized why they named it Gacha. It gotcha crystals eh? eh? Just me ok :(
Carnivores: βMeat is all I eatβ
Herbivores: βI need a mass of grassβ
Gacha: βFood.......is foodβ
Once I built in the gacha zone but I accidentally dropped a unassembled mec then a wild gacha ate itπ±π±π±π±π«πππππππππ
A sloth and tree got drunk one night.......
This thing is basically a ground sloth and a rock elemental butt reproduced with each other, then had a baby, then dipped their baby in element (its belly is element), then that baby reproduced with a doedic and thus we have the ugliest creature in game coming November 6th. Oh and this thing poops crystals
If you take one of these with berries, you are legally classified as a God in my book.
Me: Dude drop your crystals all ready
Gacha: Ha Ha u need to wait to get your congealed gas balls
Me when I get them: Ooo flashbang time to throw it at my friend
So u can command it on the island but it wonβt swpawn there naturally ππππππ