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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the forest titan? Funny forest titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-15T14:30:10+00:00

Groot have you been playing in the miricle grow?

I AM GROOOOT!!

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2019-02-22T18:41:34+00:00

Groot found miracle grow and apparently that stuffs like stimulates for trees

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2019-01-22T04:52:51+00:00

Tam slappie ur nutsonhishead

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2019-01-05T03:16:45+00:00

I am groot i am groot WE ARE GROOT

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-04T14:53:16+00:00

When groot find out to grab a Forest and put it on him

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-16T22:27:12+00:00

Me wen I see him look it’s groot!

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-21T07:48:08+00:00

It's a good starter tame it good for getting berries.and recomend using the slingshot and berries to tame is good

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-07T13:28:07+00:00

And now the dragon looks small

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2019-11-03T22:24:02+00:00

When groot is on steroids:

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2018-12-28T22:50:42+00:00

Step one pull out something that has youtube and play pacific rim music

Step two run like hell

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2026-05-22T20:28:14+00:00

Oh yay! I caught a groot!

UR GROOT IS EVOLVING

Huh?

UR GROOT HAS EVOLVED INTO FOREST TITAN

what the ****?!

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2023-10-02T12:48:10+00:00

How to defeat.

First get a chainsaw if it doesn’t work get fire if that doesn’t work get a hatchet if that doesn’t work you noticed you just fu-

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-22T19:11:10+00:00

Forest titan - hi

Me - hi?

Forest titan - have you seen Groot

Me - wait I thought you were Groot!

F.T- no I'm yo momma

Me - your retardant

F.T - It's a joke

Me - yo momma is a joke

F.t - you lost you were did that bring you? Back to me

Me - now your ded (uses tek to kill forest titan)

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-01T20:44:43+00:00

What do you mean I can’t feed it mejoberries? 🥺

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2022-03-12T10:58:13+00:00

The thing needs more buildings oxygen cars

people . I’m fine

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2022-03-12T10:48:04+00:00

How did you like bruh in a world where you are in a titan

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-11-04T19:28:13+00:00

Up this up this up this up this up this up this up this up this this up this up this

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-19T19:45:37+00:00

How did griot get so big. Did he use steroids or asteroids.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-02-18T01:27:18+00:00

Shoot pink thans with a slingshot

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-16T20:01:46+00:00

Club and hide armor.

Wood for tame.