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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Groot played Dungeons And Dragons (D&D)
DM: so what class do ya wanna play?
Groot: Wizard.
DM: oh no...
Groot: *Casts enlarge/reduce*
DM: Ok, Groot you are now a large plant instead of a medium plant
Groot: *Pays 3 Wizards to cast Enlarge/Reduce
DM: Ok groot, you grow from large, to huge, from huge to gargantuan, and gargantuan to colossal, you are 75 feet tall and 35 feet wide, the villagers think you are a monster and call in Thamior Galanadel (The Wizard my bro played and made invincible, and a vampire-lich)
Thamior: Meh, what is this vegetable? *Casts Mark Of Desolation*
DM: OK Groot, roll a intelligence saving throw.
Groot: gets a 35 total.
Thamior: Ok, you failed my DC 67 and now you take 372 fire damage, 736 cold damage, 142 necrotic damage, 3725 force damage and 243 poison, phycic, etc. Basically you took 937774620987152e damage.
DM: Groot, are you ready to make a new character *rips up old character sheet*
Groot: Fu** you.
More Forest Titan Funny Tips
When shriek sees the forest titan
SHREK:Get out of my swamp
FOREST TITAN: Get out of my forest
SHREK:But I own this swamp
FOREST TITAN:I’m your landlord and your evicted
SHREK:You think I’m afraid of you
FOREST TITAN:Yes I do
SHREK:Groot, is there anything I can do to stay
FOREST TITAN:I AM NOT GROOOOOT!
GROOT: I am groot
SHREK:When did you get here
GROOT:I a am groot
DONKEY:The story has come to an end because the forest Titan crushed everybody
Pls like it I spent a lot of time doing this