Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me:Ooo hi Groot.
Titan:I'm not Groot!
Me:Said the big frikin tree.
Titan:Leave my forest.
Me:I don't think I will.
Titan:Then I'll make you.
*50 maxed out Gigas come from the forest*
Gigas:Well hello there.
Me:Wana bet?
Titan:Welp,goodbye my lush land.
Me:Wait,we're you goin?
Titan:To heaven I guess.
Me: ...
Me:Why you dying?
Titan:You.
Me:Oh sorry I'll leave
*Leaves*
Me:What did I accomplish?
Gigas:Nothing.
The end!-Thylcolo huntress hope you enjoyed this mini story as much as I appreciate y'all!
More Forest Titan Funny Tips
When shriek sees the forest titan
SHREK:Get out of my swamp
FOREST TITAN: Get out of my forest
SHREK:But I own this swamp
FOREST TITAN:I’m your landlord and your evicted
SHREK:You think I’m afraid of you
FOREST TITAN:Yes I do
SHREK:Groot, is there anything I can do to stay
FOREST TITAN:I AM NOT GROOOOOT!
GROOT: I am groot
SHREK:When did you get here
GROOT:I a am groot
DONKEY:The story has come to an end because the forest Titan crushed everybody
Pls like it I spent a lot of time doing this