Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me:Ooo hi Groot.
Titan:I'm not Groot!
Me:Said the big frikin tree.
Titan:Leave my forest.
Me:I don't think I will.
Titan:Then I'll make you.
*50 maxed out Gigas come from the forest*
Gigas:Well hello there.
Me:Wana bet?
Titan:Welp,goodbye my lush land.
Me:Wait,we're you goin?
Titan:To heaven I guess.
Me: ...
Me:Why you dying?
Titan:You.
Me:Oh sorry I'll leave
*Leaves*
Me:What did I accomplish?
Gigas:Nothing.
The end!-Thylcolo huntress hope you enjoyed this mini story as much as I appreciate y'all!
More Forest Titan Funny Tips
Bola and club does the trick for an easy tame. Great starter tame.
Groot discovered miracle grow.
How old is he?
TREE
...
Ok Iβll Leaf...
When shriek sees the forest titan
SHREK:Get out of my swamp
FOREST TITAN: Get out of my forest
SHREK:But I own this swamp
FOREST TITAN:Iβm your landlord and your evicted
SHREK:You think Iβm afraid of you
FOREST TITAN:Yes I do
SHREK:Groot, is there anything I can do to stay
FOREST TITAN:I AM NOT GROOOOOT!
GROOT: I am groot
SHREK:When did you get here
GROOT:I a am groot
DONKEY:The story has come to an end because the forest Titan crushed everybody
Pls like it I spent a lot of time doing this
real men kill this for thacth at the start of the game
Ps don't do dis tip it'll be bad mainly cause u pro kill this with a dodo and a few million dodorexes
I am..... GROOOOOOOOOTT. I am groot
Groot is now a worthy aponant for Godzilla.
Who gave good crack⦠and steroids
Bobs call it Groot.
OG's call it Treebeard.
I am groot I am groot we are groot