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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the fjordhawk? Funny fjordhawk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oh, can we please not have another shoulder mount?
With wildcard?
NOW WAY!!!
Otters, jerboas, smaller mammals are there too, even that goofy emolga is arriving to be friends with you,
Poop throwing monkeys they aren't of much use,
Even a vulture that makes you feel mentally abused!
CLIMB ABOQRED WITH THE SHOULDER MO-OUNTS
Now we added a haAWWk-uh!
CLIMB ABOARED WiTH THE SHOULDER MO-OUNTS!
Made by Beanzles
Supposed to be a magic school bus parody
Player: “darn it! Stupid giga!”
Fjordhawk: “its ok I got your stuff for you ;)”
Player: “what stuff I dumped my inventory to get wyvern eggs I want my argy back not my empty death bag!”
Fjordhawk: maybe if your argy was smart he would fly away and not die also why would you dump your inventory but ride your lvl 300 argy..”
Player: *curses and yells*
Fjordhawk: “its ok it’s just a game he didn’t die yet”
Your BIRD lvl 300 argy got killed by lvl 135 giganotosaurus
Player: *throws controller and rage quits*
Fjordhawk: “hello?”
Player: *body passes out because player is offline*
Fjordhawk: “why does he do that its creepy”
BIRD: “I don’t know”
Fjordhawk: “wait your alive!?!”
BIRD: “no he’s just not good at naming things your still fjordhawk and his name is player”
Fjordhawk: “oh ya..”