Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Player: “darn it! Stupid giga!”
Fjordhawk: “its ok I got your stuff for you ;)”
Player: “what stuff I dumped my inventory to get wyvern eggs I want my argy back not my empty death bag!”
Fjordhawk: maybe if your argy was smart he would fly away and not die also why would you dump your inventory but ride your lvl 300 argy..”
Player: *curses and yells*
Fjordhawk: “its ok it’s just a game he didn’t die yet”
Your BIRD lvl 300 argy got killed by lvl 135 giganotosaurus
Player: *throws controller and rage quits*
Fjordhawk: “hello?”
Player: *body passes out because player is offline*
Fjordhawk: “why does he do that its creepy”
BIRD: “I don’t know”
Fjordhawk: “wait your alive!?!”
BIRD: “no he’s just not good at naming things your still fjordhawk and his name is player”
Fjordhawk: “oh ya..”
More Fjordhawk Funny Tips
Story time: Soooo. The amount of my stupidity is INSANELY HIGH while playing Ark. One night in Fjordur I was flying on my Griffin named, "Golden-Hour" (don't worry abt the name) Anyways, I jumped off Golden-Hour an landed on a cliff with my Fjordur hawk, "Silver-Wing" I whistled for Golden-Hour to follow me and he landed in front of me near the cliff. I thought I could make it BUT I missed and fell off the cliff and died. When I respawned Silver-Wing ce back to me without my stuff. I tried to find my stuff and Golden-Hour but they're still lost.
This is a similar story to Daniel the Thyla (I recommend reading the story) And one day I hope to find Golden-Hour again.
- UrLocalDuck