Real men kill their tribe mates and use their bodies to tame it

Story time: Soooo. The amount of my stupidity is INSANELY HIGH while playing Ark. One night in Fjordur I was flying on my Griffin named, "Golden-Hour" (don't worry abt the name) Anyways, I jumped off Golden-Hour an landed on a cliff with my Fjordur hawk, "Silver-Wing" I whistled for Golden-Hour to follow me and he landed in front of me near the cliff. I thought I could make it BUT I missed and fell off the cliff and died. When I respawned Silver-Wing ce back to me without my stuff. I tried to find my stuff and Golden-Hour but they're still lost.

This is a similar story to Daniel the Thyla (I recommend reading the story) And one day I hope to find Golden-Hour again.

- UrLocalDuck

They will bring back anything you have lost.

Except the will to live. (only choccy milk and adderall soothes the pain😔✊)

Swear to god, I’m going to end up killing so many of them that are named “Tony Hawk”

Me finding out that the Fjordhawk can be useful for metal runs: YEAH BOIIIIIII

Fjordhawk limited weight: allow us to introduce ourselves

Tribe leader: how did you lose all your best gear

Me: Got thyla’d in midair-

Fjordhawk: You dropped this.

Me: oh great, now I just need to go back for my argy lol.

"Mom, can we have argy?"

"No, we have argy at home"

Argy at home:

Tame it and fly with and play with it

This is what happens if a pego and argy had a baby

Me:goes to wyvern trench not scared

He dies

Noooooooooooooooo