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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
What is fjordur?
Please tell me
More Fjordhawk Funny Tips
Real men kill their tribe mates and use their bodies to tame it
Me:goes to wyvern trench not scared
He dies
Noooooooooooooooo
They will bring back anything you have lost.
Except the will to live. (only choccy milk and adderall soothes the painπβ)
Swear to god, Iβm going to end up killing so many of them that are named βTony Hawkβ
Me finding out that the Fjordhawk can be useful for metal runs: YEAH BOIIIIIII
Fjordhawk limited weight: allow us to introduce ourselves
Tribe leader: how did you lose all your best gear
Me: Got thylaβd in midair-
Fjordhawk: You dropped this.
Me: oh great, now I just need to go back for my argy lol.
"Mom, can we have argy?"
"No, we have argy at home"
Argy at home:
This is what happens if a pego and argy had a baby
If you kill your tribemate by a wild one it will take off with the tribemates stuff.
Tribemate: how we gonna get these magmasuar eggs man, weβre gonna loose out mounts in the process
Me with a Fjordhawk: hold my mount-