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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ferox? Funny ferox jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hello there…
I am a legitimate Hooman and I am here to tell my fellow Hoomans that Feroxes (Wild ones especially) need to be fed element regularly, otherwise they will starve. Once again, I am an actual Hooman and not three Feroxes in a trench coat trying to get more people to feed us element.
- Sincerely, Sir Notaferox (It’s a foreign name)
When I first saw this thing I thought it was an adorable floof so I walked up to it, I knew they needed element so I gave it some. It transformed. For some odd reason I still thought it looked cute. So I hugged it. You can guess what happened next.
I died.
Never
Hug
A
Ferox
For some reason I still love this little guy.
My friend: *has a Ferox army*
Me, knowing they’re about to raid me: *sneaks in with element in hot bar*
+The next day+
My friend: “hehe time to- wait, where’re my-“ *checks tribe log*
~Your Ferox - Level 217 was killed!~
~Your Ferox - Level 208 was killed!~
~Your Ferox - Level 223 was killed!~
~Your Ferox - Level 198 was killed!~
My friend: “Aight imma head out”
Also my friend: *dying inside*