Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
My friend: *has a Ferox army*
Me, knowing they’re about to raid me: *sneaks in with element in hot bar*
+The next day+
My friend: “hehe time to- wait, where’re my-“ *checks tribe log*
~Your Ferox - Level 217 was killed!~
~Your Ferox - Level 208 was killed!~
~Your Ferox - Level 223 was killed!~
~Your Ferox - Level 198 was killed!~
My friend: “Aight imma head out”
Also my friend: *dying inside*
More Ferox Funny Tips
Hyeanadon goes "woof"
Sabertooth goes "meow"
Micro raptor goes "tweet"
And onyc goes "squeek"
Parasaur goes "moo"
Beezlebufo goes "croak"
And the Gasbags goes "toot"
Pteranodons say "quack"
And coelacanth go "blub"
And the beach bob being attacked by a raptor goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Ferox say
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the ferox say
Big purple eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing noobs
And getting high
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still
Your fur is white
So beautiful
Like a devil in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly Equus
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
E-Q-U-U-U-US?
What does the ferox say?
I am horribly sorry about all of this.
First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.